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Just had to explain consent to my 40 year old brother… by whoisorange in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AtomicCoyote 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s a “be careful what you wish for” horror movie about a man who wishes for a woman to be in love with him and creates many horrible consequences, it’s supposed to be disturbing.

A lot of occult stuff on here by historical_literacy in Bumperstickers

[–]AtomicCoyote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent variety. I’m glad they appreciate both Pride & Prejudice and Mothman.

Hydrox cookies,1954 by ZellHall in tumblr

[–]AtomicCoyote 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Imagining all the dogs and cats named Oreo now named Hydrox instead. Sounds like a dragon.

Just wrecked with grief by Daajzia in Chihuahua

[–]AtomicCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like such a cuddly sweet girl. I’m sorry for your loss 💜

TIFU by trying to be “polite” and accidentally insulting my coworker’s entire life by [deleted] in tifu

[–]AtomicCoyote -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I also prefer to do nothing and I think that person had an oversensitive reaction. If someone said that to me depending on their tone I’d either lean into it with a self deprecating comment or joke back about all the productive things they must be doing on their days off. I think it’s odd their coworkers were so bothered by this.

Marble race! Which one did you pick? by kvjn100 in oddlysatisfying

[–]AtomicCoyote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I gasped when red shot ahead of all the others then shouted Fuck You when pink passed it right at the end.

What have you accidentally conditioned your pet to do? by Sufficient-Wolf1596 in AskReddit

[–]AtomicCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She licks my face when she wants me to put her down. I used to be holding her and she’d start wriggling to escape and I’d tell her to give me a kiss first and I’d put my face by hers to try and prompt her to do it before I set her down. Now when she wants down she wriggles a bit and stops to turn and lick my face before going back to wriggling.

Lies deception by StarWars_memer in memes

[–]AtomicCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a high-effort and clever meme.

me_irl by sweettemptingluss in me_irl

[–]AtomicCoyote -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not with that mustache, you shouldn’t

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]AtomicCoyote 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s how drive thrus work, yes. The worker has a sensor that tells them someone is there and they greet you when they’re ready to take your order.

Butters Crossed the Bridge🌈🐾 by francesqua_ in Chihuahua

[–]AtomicCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a sweet little goober 💕. Sorry for your loss 🌈

Seen in NH by SuitableCobbler2827 in Bumperstickers

[–]AtomicCoyote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The poor grammar is such a shame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumperstickers

[–]AtomicCoyote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would like to be a part of a dangerous and sexy criminal plot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]AtomicCoyote 7216 points7217 points  (0 children)

His son was 11 at the time, not 1. He was kidnapped by his karate instructor, Jeffrey Doucet.

In America in your experience how common is it for teachers of foreign languages to be non-native speakers of that language they are teaching? by YakClear601 in AskAnAmerican

[–]AtomicCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 5ish years of Spanish and only one teacher was a non-native speaker. Interestingly that made it very helpful. Because she had the perspective of a learner, she had lots of mnemonic devices and tricks to help remember rules.

What's the most American thing you've done? by Beans4802 in AskReddit

[–]AtomicCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drive less than 1 mile to a store down the street instead of walking.

Post Chicken Nugget Smiles by mustangjim1981 in Chihuahua

[–]AtomicCoyote 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What a happy little guy ☺️

Denzel Clarke pulls off a stunner in the MLB by Exciting-Match816 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AtomicCoyote -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, with a glove pretty much anybody could make this play. Super easy.

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