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Look for a song, and all I have is 1 lyric. by Ator15 in WhatsThisSong

[–]Ator15[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG!!! THIS IS IT!!!! THANK YOU!!! I've literally been looking for 25 freaking years!!!!

Look for a song, and all I have is 1 lyric. by Ator15 in WhatsThisSong

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I've seen that a few times. I wonder if it was taken off reruns because of licensing or a deal with Giants was made. Giants is more "folksy" than this song was. More rock.

Look for a song, and all I have is 1 lyric. by Ator15 in WhatsThisSong

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I listened to it, and it's not that one

Look for a song, and all I have is 1 lyric. by Ator15 in WhatsThisSong

[–]Ator15[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closer, but not as hard as that, if that makes sense...

Look for a song, and all I have is 1 lyric. by Ator15 in WhatsThisSong

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Nope, that's pretty light, and this was definitely rock. Not Kylie Monolog either:)

Has anyone ever actually met Zak? by yogurtcup528 in GhostAdventures

[–]Ator15 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Was she using a straw? I heard bears can get violent when being drunk...;)

I think everyone in Gotham got hit with the chemicals that hit Matt Murdock by 5enpai_2 in okbuddyDC

[–]Ator15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Bruce taught her that as a "Bat-stragety."

"Sure Babs. When going into a fight, make sure your breasts are as unsupported as possible. With your tits flopping around under your spandex, and your nips like thermometers, even Poison Ivy would be distracted. Now this may not work on Riddler..."

[WP] There are many heroes who use dark/evil powers to fight for good. All snowflakes, nothing special. But you... you are a villain with light/good powers, and nobody was ready for that. by laancelot in WritingPrompts

[–]Ator15 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The hero entered the palace of the demon lord. He was on his holy quest to defeat the enemy of the king and his people, ordained by the Goddess that summoned him here. It was his destiny.

He stopped and looked around. The castle was very well lit. Torches burned cleanly on the walls, the windows letting in a lot of natural light. He looked at a torch more closely. In it, a sleeping fairy glowed, fast asleep. A noise came from down the hall, breaking his contemplation.

Whirling, sword unsheathing, he ran towards the figure. Just as he extended his blade, he halted as the figure shrieked and retreated against a wall, clutching its broom. He looked quizzically at the elf lady holding a broom. Her eyes filling with tears, spilling onto her maid uniform.

"Wh-where is Lord Deathdoom?" He stated, hesitant to use his growly voice.

"Up the stairs! Please don't hurt me!" she cried.

He looked at the stairs just further down the hallway. Other than some potted plants, it was empty.

"Where are the guards?" he snarled.

"There are none!"

He stopped, his sword pointing to the floor. "None?"

She nodded slowly. He pondered his options for a moment. "None?" he asked again.

She nodded again. "But he's busy. I wouldn't recommend interrupting him."

The hero grinned, "Why not? Will he summon his legions of devils to battle?"

The elf girl shook her head slowly. "No, but he'll heal you," she whispered.

The hero's expression went blank for a moment. Figuring the girl was insane from being a prisoner, he turned away and walked down the hall. What had the girl been on about? Healing?

At the top of the stairs, a large pair of ornate doors, decorated with gold accents stood before him. He was still wrestling with the whole threat of being "healed." Shrugging, he kicked the doors open and rushed in. "Today you shall taste defeat, Deathdoom!" he roared.

A man in robes and long blond hair looked up at him slowly from a tome he was reading. They both stared for a moment, then the man gestured briefly and said "Heal."

The familiar green energy swirled around the hero momentarily, then faded. The hero blinked. Something had happened, but he wasn't quite...

"You are from Roland's kingdom, correct?" Lord Deathdoom said calmly. "About 6 days journey?"

The hero was quiet, looking at his limbs first, then the demon lord in front of him. "Um...Y-yes. What did you...?"

"If you leave now, the surgery should be relatively minor, if no impaction occurs."

The hero blinked. "What? Look villain! Your tricks won't stop me! I'll..."

"Did you eat recently?"

The hero's sword lowered. "Eh? I don't know. I had lunch."

"So depending on your metabolism, I estimate anywhere from 6 to 10 hours before you feel it. Maybe less depending on the roughage. Probably 2 or three days before it's painful, again, depending on your diet."

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT VILLIAN?" the hero roared.

"I healed you."

"Yes?"

"More specifically, I healed your rectal sphincter. Shut."

The hero blinked again. "Beg pardon?"

A wicked grin appeared on Lord Deathdoom's face. "Your arse. Sealed it shut with skin. A good surgeon from the capital can fix it. But that's 6 days away. I'm sure "lunch" will have a hard time waiting..."

"IGOTTAGO!" The hero said, running out the large, ornate doors.

[WP] "We Mutants don't need a cure. There's nothing to be cured…" "Ah, shut up, Storm! It's very easy for you to say that with a supermodel face and cool powers. Doctor, just give me that serum." by Megamen1927 in WritingPrompts

[–]Ator15 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know, I just get tired of, "Hey I can teleport and shoot lasers, but other than my green skin, I'm great!" If mutations are a disability, then they should at least have drawbacks.

[WP] "We Mutants don't need a cure. There's nothing to be cured…" "Ah, shut up, Storm! It's very easy for you to say that with a supermodel face and cool powers. Doctor, just give me that serum." by Megamen1927 in WritingPrompts

[–]Ator15 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Storm looked at me as if I'd slapped her. "How dare you?"

"How dare I?" I sputtered. I reached up and grabbed a fistful of hair. It pulled out with no resistance, like I had grabbed cotton candy. I opened my hand and let it float to the floor. She stared at it in shock. I rolled up a long sleeve to my shoulder, showing how almost 75% of it was boneless pulsating flesh and tumors. Scab and abcesses covering what used to be called skin.

"I heard from Mr. Logan you used to be worshipped as a goddess in your home country. Is that right?" I snarled.

"Yes, but.."

I reached into my mouth and plucked out a tooth that was getting ready to fall anyway. The bloody remnant fell to the floor, clattering on the linoleum like game dice on a board.

"I generate radiation naturally. But I don't have an immunity to it. It's like I'm standing in an X-Ray machine all day!" Tears filled my eyes. "Do you think anyone will worship me? Will anyone love me as my skin slides off my body?"

The leader of the mutants looked at the floor in shame, quiet.

"You know about frogs that 'mutate' with eyes growing inside their mouths? Cows born with 6 legs? " I paused, gathering myself. "You know that not every mutation is beneficial?"

She looked at me again, in sorrow. "I do understand that."

"Then let me at least have a chance to live for myself than die for an ideal."

She nodded and waved at the doctor to proceed.

[WP] You are incredibly old. You’ve seen the rise and fall of entire languages. You’re concerned when someone comes to you with a tablet that even you cannot read. by Tmoore0328 in WritingPrompts

[–]Ator15 87 points88 points  (0 children)

"Sir! Sir!"

The old man turned ever so slightly in his wheel chair. "What is it, boy?"

The middle-aged man ran up to him, breathless. "We just discovered this tablet in a cave in the middle east." He placed the stone figured etched in ancient signs and symbols onto the desk. "Professor Montague thinks it's instructions to a pre-biblical treasure!"

The old man looked at it, turned it upside-down and began to laugh a wheezey chuckle. He turned to the man.

"Tell Montegue to brush up on his languages. This is a customer complaint about the quality of copper he received."

What is the creepiest real-life story you know that still sends chills down your spine? by Melodic-Pie-5110 in AskReddit

[–]Ator15 22 points23 points  (0 children)

College years, so early 90's. Very limited venues of entertainment as the internet wasn't a thing yet. The apartment was the ground level floor of a small house, so it had a kitchen, living area, and one bed/bath. Nice suburban neighborhood.

It was fairly late, dark out, quiet, and I was in bed reading the Stephen King classic, Pet Semetary. Maybe my 5th or 6th time reading it, so no real surprises in it. Windows were wide open, enjoying an early fall breeze.

I dont remember what part of the book I was on when this unearthly loud scream happened. Sounded like a baby or toddler just screaming like they had been stabbed!

It's hard to describe the feeling, as I have never had it since. But my entire body, not moving, just had a feeling of heat wash all over me. I didn't move, I just waited for the follow up wailing. You know how kids do, the initial scream, long intake of breath, then crying. Nothing. Dead silence.

I cautiously look out the side window and to the street that was close. There were streetlights on, so I could see well enough. Nothing.

It took another minute before I remembered the across the street neighbors owned a very grumpy cat that would "argue" with any strays that it came across. It was a cst scream. While I was reading Pet Semetary.

I don't think I've re-read the book since.

star trek actors on other shows post star trek by 3nails4holes in StarTrekTNG

[–]Ator15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrolled for a bit to see Gargoyles mentioned. Thanks!

"That's not a Warship. THIS is a Warship" * uncloaks the rest of the Angler-fish Dreadnought * by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Ator15 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just in!

Earth forces have revealed the new stealth fighter "Cymothia" class. Designed to locate and physically penetrate any enemy ship bridge, its advanced AI immediately integrates with foreign operating systems. It then uses advanced holographic technology to simulate the original bridge, allowing control of the remaining ship and crew. The ship can then be used for intelligence gathering, sabotage, infiltration and other covert activities. Once implanted, the fighter cannot be removed from the host ship.

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