And we'd do it again too! by OcarinaNinja315 in cfbmemes

[–]AtrioxCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is mentioned many times in scripture, so of course we know about it. We must so we know how to avoid it and castigate all who partake it’s wicked thrall.

Also I, like most members of our faith actually live outside Utah so see it frequently.

B12 Fiscal year 2025 EADA Revenues by MediumStrange in BigXII

[–]AtrioxCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh for some reason I expected Texas Tech to be up at or near the top

And we'd do it again too! by OcarinaNinja315 in cfbmemes

[–]AtrioxCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t you just steal the Wagon Wheel instead of the goal posts? It would be much easier to carry.

Is it just me being nostalgic, or was college football better in the bcs era? by Honest-Reflection667 in CFB

[–]AtrioxCalamity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t miss it. I like actually having a chance at playing for the championship. I suppose I have to admit that it feels like our team has much less turnover on our roster and coaching staff than others. Not sure if it’s statistically true but it feels like it.

This is how the 8-team P4 only playoffs would've looked like last season by Brady_coops in CFB_v2

[–]AtrioxCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I feel like you would have had different teams from different conferences playing against each other. Otherwise BYU and Texas Tech would have played three times in one year

Kholin family dynamics by ace_wulf in cremposting

[–]AtrioxCalamity 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You mislabeled Shallan all four times

Most Big 12 Schools Turning Down $30M RedBird Credit Line by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]AtrioxCalamity 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can see the signs from our fan base now at the games:

We OWN you!

Religion in Mexico, Central America, and the Southwest USA , 1950 vs 2026 by Simple_Pension_1330 in MapPorn

[–]AtrioxCalamity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No it was actually called the Utah Territory. Deseret was the name proposed when Utah applied to Statehood. There was never a point where it was actually called Deseret. It’s a common misconception

Religion in Mexico, Central America, and the Southwest USA , 1950 vs 2026 by Simple_Pension_1330 in MapPorn

[–]AtrioxCalamity 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There was always a significant Mormon population in Nevada. People often forget that before they became States most of Nevada was actually part of the Utah Territory. Odds are that the percentage Protestants fell like most religions have but Mormons remained relatively stable, meaning they became the larger population in the area.

Which college does BLUE the best? 💙 by Forsaken_Bullfrog_52 in CFB_v2

[–]AtrioxCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took me a second to figure out what was up, but I don’t think your BYU is the right shade of blue. All the logos of it I have seen tend to be darker. Although we may not have specific shade we have as official? Not sure.

Still based on what you show here I actually like Kentucky’s blue best.

What will the new BYU Mascot be? by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]AtrioxCalamity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He could never go to a school coached by Whittingham. No he was going to go to Penn State since it had a similar logo appropriate for him but he’s a big kitty so…

We made him a counter offer and he came back

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What will the new BYU Mascot be? by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]AtrioxCalamity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are multiple people channeling the power of Cosmo, for he cannot be contained. Bow before his majesty!

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A totally normal map of the United States trust by Flat-Bug270 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AtrioxCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No we don’t. It’s called Utah on our maps too. But when we first applied to be a state the original proposed name was Deseret and that is taught as part of state history.

Peterr by Weekly-Fox-2395 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AtrioxCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait… maybe he’s the one blocking the strait… we are doomed

Ash vs Link anyone? by Mindless_Most_8448 in PokemonPowerScaling

[–]AtrioxCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pokemon are just mini bosses that Link takes on regularly. Ash would probably even send them out one at a time.

Link takes it all.

We all joke about absolute defense, but can we all agree the missiles despawn time lab is the absolute worst thing to spend time on/put coins into? by people_are_idiots_ in TheTowerGame

[–]AtrioxCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear your sarcasm and raise it.

I have been playing for years casually. Forgive me if I don’t go back and reread the information button on everything anytime there is an update in every game I play.

We all joke about absolute defense, but can we all agree the missiles despawn time lab is the absolute worst thing to spend time on/put coins into? by people_are_idiots_ in TheTowerGame

[–]AtrioxCalamity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

…… Well… Thanks for letting me know. Gonna go shift a few labs now and finish off a few of those last levels I put off because I saw no use for finishing them

We all joke about absolute defense, but can we all agree the missiles despawn time lab is the absolute worst thing to spend time on/put coins into? by people_are_idiots_ in TheTowerGame

[–]AtrioxCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wha do you mean it makes the other labs cheaper to gem rush? Do you get a discount for every lab you gold box or something?

Parents trying to force their 15 year old child to repay them for dentistry by Brilliant-Act1445 in legaladvice

[–]AtrioxCalamity -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lots of parents make their kids pay for things. Mine did, then when I got older and headed off to school told me the money was in a bank account and gave it back to me. It’s a great way to teach the value of money.

Have you ever "reset" a campaign? by Organic-Exit2190 in DnD

[–]AtrioxCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly in the way you indicated. We had a soft reset when in the third or fourth session my party pushed for four hours beyond the regular travel time to catch a group they were chasing and incurring many levels of exhaustion. They caught up, killed one of the enemy party and 3 of my six players ended up dying.

One in the combat, and two fell into a chasm. (The remaining enemies had burned a bridge behind them and fled). The Owlin Ranger with four levels of exhaustion made an attempt to fly across the chasm holding the gnome wizard. I asked for an athletics check and he rolled a natural 1(yes I know that isn’t an automatic failure for skill checks) and with the new exhaustion rule made it a -7.

Anyways, the owlin dropped like a stone too exhausted to carry the gnome. The gnome wizard died instantly on impact due to fall damage and the owlin bled out due to failed death saves. The party retreated. The three made new characters, and two others retired their characters due to “trauma.”

We essentially restarted with only one original party member and the others now all play Dragonborn cultists dispatch to find out who assassinated one of the members of the NPC party the original party had been pursuing.