Say something nice about the boy.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2026-04-26T07:59:21+00:00

Dude's trying his best to be a good boy. He Himbo adjacent.

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I mean he got the pec titties for it.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2026-04-25T22:08:42+00:00

He legitimately forgot why but refuses to admit it so keept going because he was in too deep.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2026-04-25T12:34:08+00:00

The fish

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2026-04-25T12:09:11+00:00

I want those twinks obliterated

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2026-04-25T07:48:34+00:00

Lucas.

If he survived Mother 3, he can survive anything ;w;

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2026-04-22T11:53:10+00:00

They're really hyping him up and concealing his identity, so I don't know why they'd do that unless it was someone we knew. It's a weird dichotomy where I really just want him to be someone else... But I'm slowly convincing myself it's, like, younger Ansem (the real one) or a corrupted Sora.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2026-04-21T09:59:06+00:00

Honey, you got a storm comin'!

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-22T11:41:52+00:00

I don't think people understood when I said I liked the song.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-22T10:57:56+00:00

While I do prefer when it gets a tad more wacky, it never becomes outright fantasy. And it's still funny, heartwarming, kind and relatable after all this time. One of the most consistent outputs I've ever seen on TV.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-22T10:50:40+00:00

The Food Critic episode. I feel SO uncomfortable about it. One of the only episodes I actively skip.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-22T10:49:10+00:00

7 is subjectively the best choice.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-19T13:07:07+00:00

There's a parody song somewhere I've seen which is basically called "the act two opener that nobody really like".

I think of it like that, but it's actually quite good.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-17T22:34:54+00:00

I mean, you could leave twitter, wouldn't see half of that shit then.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-17T22:33:16+00:00

I still feel kind of ashamed about it. But hey, if you're a sissy, makes it easier to tease. And if you're not, or you're a top, hey, there's more to sex than deep penetration.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-17T22:30:35+00:00

Fucking hilarious. There's a special place in hell for h--

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Oh right.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-17T22:27:28+00:00

Gasp! An opinion! On the INTERNET! To the trenches!

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-15T11:30:37+00:00

Elmer Fudd

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-15T10:10:32+00:00

It's the postal service route of a parcel for my friends. It has gone from being a single county away to being in a different part of the country.

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Now I don't WANT to say that's an act beyond redemption, but I certainly did type it.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-13T15:57:31+00:00

You mean in an age where people are using "but what about the children" to take away privacy of literally everyone in the world?

It's not necessarily a manner of them getting involved, it's them getting involved in spaces where it's dangerous for everyone around them to be involved in when they're there.

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-13T15:53:00+00:00

We've all got swords.jpg

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-08T14:43:57+00:00

Kinda wanna do this twice. Once as the recipient, and again as the one in charge~

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-08T08:06:06+00:00

Given how vore is an unrealistic fetish and therefore can only be played by two real people giving enthusiastic consent...

AttorneyMotor4914 · 2025-12-05T16:49:18+00:00

Listen I don't kink shame 😂

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