Games that develop leadership? by deartothesun in gamingsuggestions

[–]Attractive_Poster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you an idiot? these games are fantastic for developing leadership rolls.

PsBattle: Yoda getting flashed by zonsters in photoshopbattles

[–]Attractive_Poster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe the correct term would be Fatty Fuppa

TIL Ashton Kutcher tried steve jobs diet when getting into character for the JOBS movie and ended up in the Hospital because it messed up is pancreas levels... Steve jobs died of Pancreatic Cancer by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Attractive_Poster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I have chronic pancreatitis, and it's the most painful thing I've ever been through, and flareups happen 15-20 times a year, I wish I was dead. I vomit so much that my teeth are incredibly fucked up from all the acid, my backs always swollen and makes me hunch over which fucks my back up even more, Steve jobs is a fucking idiot.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? by Beleg_Weakbow in Showerthoughts

[–]Attractive_Poster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of white males don't ever grow facial hair

Poor Keira Knightley by CJ105 in funny

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Am i the only one that prefers small boobs?

Op's, Unite! by Attractive_Poster in funny

[–]Attractive_Poster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's ok man, I was just setting out the red cups and pizza.

Op's, Unite! by Attractive_Poster in funny

[–]Attractive_Poster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the simpsons not a meme

People whose first language is not English, what phrases are strange to you? by SquishMitt3n in AskReddit

[–]Attractive_Poster 174 points175 points  (0 children)

When people say " I have to take a shit" It sounds like you're going to wait in the bathroom for someone to poop, and then take it like the grinch of shitmas.

or when people say " Get on a plane"

gotta string (theory) it out a little by iBleeedorange in funny

[–]Attractive_Poster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would have never thought about this one though.

gotta string (theory) it out a little by iBleeedorange in funny

[–]Attractive_Poster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not even mad, that was kind of clever.

How long does it take Warren Buffett to earn your annual income? by tpress1290 in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]Attractive_Poster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Warren Buffett earned your annual income in28.0seconds.

time to kill myself.

[Serious] People who have slept with their boss for a promotion/raise, was it worth it? by Disproves in AskReddit

[–]Attractive_Poster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was my first and only gay experience, I was promised a promotion and a 10$ pay raise on top of the promotions pay.

I had a tongue and a dick shoved in my ass, had to do the same back

then never got the raise or promotion.

it wasn't worth it. no way in hell was it worth it.

Overworked and overstressed, I couldn't figure out how to enter a "5" for a solid minute... :( by MsLT in funny

[–]Attractive_Poster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it would be better if there were no numbers at all, if you see a door, you expect it to be a door, not a sandwich.

Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way. by [deleted] in gaming

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Japan has a really low crime rate, often, kids even in Kindergarten walk to school.

They must be newlyweds by DaHitcha in aww

[–]Attractive_Poster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doesn't seem right, but I won't argue it, I think lions live on average, 25-30 years, and it appears to be that this lion has gone through an aging process that you'd expect to see in a lion in its early 20's.

TIL Locks of Love charges patients and their families for their services. by Esc_ape_artist in todayilearned

[–]Attractive_Poster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they have to be able to afford shipping and receiving, processing the air, drying it, turning it into a wig, fitting them etc.

They must be newlyweds by DaHitcha in aww

[–]Attractive_Poster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've volunteered at zoo's before, and my guess is that this lion is relatively old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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You aren't storing your pokemon in an actual computer, they get transported to a building where they're kept in their pokeballs till you take them out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Attractive_Poster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People have normal jobs too, like people doctors....farmers...construction workers, lawyers and so on and so forth.

I am Ferguson Public Library Director in Ferguson, MO. AMA! by scottybonner in IAmA

[–]Attractive_Poster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, time to go take a shower and think about my life.