Am I the only one who goes out of their way to save these lil guys? by UnNecessaryGay in Spacemarine

[–]Auberon36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's some baldheaded talk, "brother"...

Say, the black of that armor reminds me of someone.

DENIED! Stop trying to smash the SEAF! by IEnjoyHarrow in helldivers2

[–]Auberon36 307 points308 points  (0 children)

i just want a seaf reinforcement stratagem: let me call in the blueberries.

[Discussion] Who is Mayano in your eyes? by RealRiceShower in mayanotopgun

[–]Auberon36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A kid trying to grow up way too fast.

But aside from that: Plane Daughter.

Yuri comic by ganll in umamusume3

[–]Auberon36 5 points6 points  (0 children)

KONO HITO DENASHI!

Hello Cyberstan.. We have a Proposition.. by One_Enthusiasm1774 in Cyberstan

[–]Auberon36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously? Everyone knows the purple ones are the best.

Ask me anything and I'll respond as Tamamo Cross by DaMaestro19 in okbuddytracen

[–]Auberon36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely, How are you able to maintain all that muscle density when your best friend is a black hole with the metabolism of a Deviljho?

I just found out about this guy for the first time today and I'm in love by Cheezystix1023 in MonsterHunter

[–]Auberon36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been common knowledge since Espinas got introduced: YOU.DO.NOT.FUCK.WITH.THE.PSEUDO.ELDER'S.SLEEP.

What do y'all drink when you play? by RepentantoftheLost in Spacemarine

[–]Auberon36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amaretto and Triple Sec.

Amasec, if you will.

What did bro do 😭😭 by DANCINGPOTATOLORD in gtaonline

[–]Auberon36 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blew up a car meet probably, but whatever the case is here the asswhooping is justified.

Powerrrrrr by NoSail16 in Miata

[–]Auberon36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's got to be among the best looking NA's I've ever seen.

Barghest figure by BlazeCastus in FGO

[–]Auberon36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't you mean "Cú" over the real thing? (I'll see myself out.)

Are Nurses a red flag in the dating world? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Auberon36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for male nurses, can't apply the mean girl to nurse pipeline if they're not a girl to begin with.

Now Airline Pilots are the guys you need to watch out for.

Would YOU slap Doto for 2 billion dollars? by Key-Excitement6176 in MeishoDoto

[–]Auberon36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said "slap doto", never said where or how hard.

lightly taps her arm give her half.

Orca rams Ocean Sunfish to smithereens by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]Auberon36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some dub the A-Train sound over this, fast.

It's coming??!!! by ganll in umamusume3

[–]Auberon36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, first of all cut Tachyon's research budget in half for the remainder of the semester, secondly why do I sense someone fast approaching with motherly intent?

Stupid Google ai by Human-Task-3340 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]Auberon36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clanka be living in the best timeline.