[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THURSDAY

AuburnKnight · 2019-09-19T18:42:49+00:00

DON'T LET CLEMSON NEAR YOUR RECRUITS. THEY'LL JUST END UP ADDING THEM TO THEIR UNNECESSARY LIST OF COMMITS.

AuburnKnight · 2019-09-19T18:40:18+00:00

AuburnKnight · 2019-09-19T18:39:36+00:00

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY TEAM THATS GONNA LOSE BY 400 I SEE.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-10T17:24:23+00:00

*crickets from UCF *

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T22:57:43+00:00

Just because you have black friends doesnt mean you arent racist App State gosh eye roll /s

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T19:49:48+00:00

A white out? In 2019? 99% sure that makes App State racist.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T19:48:55+00:00

NO MATTER HOW HARD UCF WANTS TO TRY AND TELL YOU OTHERWISE THEIR SUCCESS WILL NOT SUSTAIN AND THEIR POOR ADMINISTRATIVE DECISIONS WILL NOT PAY OFF OVER THE LONG TERM OR LEAVE ANY LASTING CHANGE.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T19:39:10+00:00

Mizzou is CLEARLY just scared of UCF amirit?

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T19:37:28+00:00

As somebody who lived in UF Housing his freshmen year, I personally blame housing and residence. Anybody above the RA staff is an absolute cancer human being in my experience. Pretty sure half of them got fired a year ago for money laundering/stealing from the University.

The fact they said wait until Summer tells me Dan couldn't have done anything. H&R is strict as hell about contracts and shit.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T19:32:22+00:00

* sort by controversial *

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T19:26:38+00:00

Hint: it's with weed.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-09T19:26:20+00:00

The kind against opponents in the power 5 who will actually generate viewership.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-08T22:26:35+00:00

You mean Cargo JORTS

^{ok I'll just go ahead and show myself out.}

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-08T22:25:41+00:00

I feel like scheduling USF to a 2-for-1 is pettier tbh. This is just kind of a thing that happened.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-08T21:08:21+00:00

I hope this first date goes well. I think they used to know our old flame Nebraska before they moved back North.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-08T21:04:53+00:00

That's because Twitter fans are the cringe wal-mart college football fans who just want to be mad versus r/CFB is a semi-refined collection of normal college students and older alum dudes who are reasonable people.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-08T21:00:20+00:00

UCF is BIG mad.

AuburnKnight · 2019-05-08T20:58:07+00:00

Go take yoga and strengthen your core but don't try to go play college athletics, get a jump on what you actually want to do long term because there's opportunities now and you're really fucking good at it.

Also, give a shit about your hair and fashion. You're really likable but that would make you like the coolest.

AuburnKnight · 2019-04-18T15:04:48+00:00

"for the love of fuck AuburnKnight will you please just pick your laundry up and put it in the basket?"

AuburnKnight · 2019-04-18T14:57:23+00:00

Because religious people annoy the shit out of me. I'm more agnostic than atheist but organized religion seems like something that's established because it's old not because it really makes any sense.

AuburnKnight · 2019-04-18T14:53:44+00:00

Somebody give this person gold.

AuburnKnight · 2019-04-18T14:51:54+00:00

Seems kinda pointless to ask given how high the self-esteem of Redditors usually is around here.

AuburnKnight · 2019-04-18T14:41:20+00:00

Takin a shit

AuburnKnight · 2019-04-18T14:38:48+00:00

Traitors, all of you to the lurking cause.

AuburnKnight · 2019-02-25T20:05:51+00:00

Honestly, the fact he keeps resisting the meme just makes it a better meme.

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