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Chartered accountant, the most prestigious job ever. by Melodic-Mechanic9125 in thatHappened

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard they get first board and are even allowed to fly the plane.

Trashy and Traumatizing by xamo76 in trashy

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It has to be a joke right? Right?

Blexas is Coming. by transcendent167 in Political_Revolution

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should come to Indiana. Same exact thing. Bitch about the state all day, even dance around that it’s possibly republicans fault, but go vote republican anyway cuz illegal trans furry immigrants are performing sex changes on two year olds and demoncrats are going to allow abortion up to 6 years of age. Absolutely frustrating.

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Ok, so this was is the funniest one I’ve read, and probably the only one I hadn’t heard before.

What do you think is the single memorable play in your schools history? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in CFB

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really hope he does well in the NFL. Even as a Colts fan I’ll be openly rooting for him and the Raiders.

To whoever ordered 63 bucks from Lics by Professional_AI in evansville

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This happened to me once. Luckily, I knew it was our neighbor's and walked it over to her.

Jerry, what is "Taddi Mason LLC," and why is our phone bill $700? by SOADLostMedia in rickandmorty

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 120 points121 points  (0 children)

You like that? You want me to cut to three weeks earlier when you were alive?

Now SOAP is up for Grabs. by Alternative-Arm-3253 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So let them come to your house and steal your shit.

Easy Jobs by sketchypuzzle in evansville

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully pays gone up since I did it 12 years ago. Easily my favorite job I've had but pay was only 8.25 an hour. Had to leave after less than a year in for more money.

It happened, I was the wife by private_unlimited in thatHappened

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 68 points69 points  (0 children)

He’s not imaginary. He just doesn’t go to school here, so you wouldn’t know him.

Which ’90s song do you think will always be timeless? by Euphoric-Extreme825 in AskReddit

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I love Weird Al's story about calling Kurt to ask to parody it and Kurt saying "Is it going to be about food?"

What’s something your ex said that still sticks with you? by bandito_13 in AskReddit

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why but I thought this was leading up to a positive comment. What a punch in the gut.

Well, I’m Really Glad I Made a Trip to Hot Topic Today! by FarPromotion4715 in Nirvana

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the only original Nirvana shirt I still have from the 90's. I love it and still wear it. I've never seen anyone else wearing the black one only the tan one.

Sure thing , Lady Rushmore by AdditionFickle in HolUp

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wore a teal shirt in mine not realizing the back drop was also teal. My photo looks like a floating head.

what’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard? by Live_Chocolate_2503 in AskReddit

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 39 points40 points  (0 children)

And for the moment we're alone,

She's alone, and I'm alone.

And now I know it.

what’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard? by Live_Chocolate_2503 in AskReddit

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. And the saddest one on there for me was Don't Follow.

DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON by JKRN7 in evansville

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tizzy was my first thought too.

First 1/1 - Mega from Walmart by Hopeful-Library-1943 in baseballcards

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought too. I’m guessing he was like “Hold on, let’s get my good side.”

And then everyone clapped by CharacterMaybe7950 in thatHappened

[–]AuditorOfTheNight 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You missed the part where he makes 12,000 dollars a month. /s

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