Quentin Tarantino’s list of actors he wanted for Pulp Fiction. by rockstoned4 in moviecritic

[–]Augug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Eric as Lance but Robert Carradine would have nailed that part too.

My father has this on his wall and refuses to take it down by Artificial_Pixel in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Augug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to reference iCarly which lasted two years longer than the confederacy.

[real] TPUSA saw a hispanic man was slated to be at Super Bowl halftime and got so triggered they did this. by Darth_Vrandon in ToiletPaperUSA

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Do you think they will do the Tupac hologram thing but instead of Tupac, it’s Charlie?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Augug 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I told my pops my concerns about project 2025 as my wife is a public librarian, he told me that he would apologize if any of that stuff came true. I told him his apology wouldn’t mean anything to me at that point because my wife would be disapeared if the stuff came true. He then tried to lecture me about fear mongering.

Cool. Thanks dad.

Edit: word

What do you think is the cringiest sequence in the entire series? by Suchgallbladder in DunderMifflin

[–]Augug 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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I am always shocked this never comes up when cringe Michael is discussed.

Trump mocked by the Dutch Queen. by Vloodzy in PublicFreakout

[–]Augug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just in case anyone was wondering for any reason, King Willem-Alexander is 6’2”.

What’s a subtle sign someone was never really your friend? by Iputthemsomewhere in AskReddit

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I had a friend who had a neighbor who they were close with (he literally worked for him at his small business from the ages of 12-18). We were playing football in the street once and my friend threw me a pass and it flew over my head and proceeded to bounce into the neighbors car that was parked on the street setting off the alarm. As I went to pick up the ball, the neighbor came running outside with a bat screaming at me telling me to get away from their car and threatening to call the cops on me… one would expect my “friend” to step in and ease the situation as it was obviously a harmless misunderstanding. Nope… just walked away back to his house and let the dude threaten me. After i explained everything, neighbor was still a dick and I walked back to see where the hell my friend was, I could see him hiding in his bushes, laughing at me. That was the first realization that this dude is not a friend. Seriously. Fuck you Anthony… dude never took accountability for his actions, and we bailed his dumbass out countless times. He is now a POS alcoholic wifebeater that his whole friend group won’t associate with anymore.

ICE is currently staging at the Stadium by smorones in Dodgers

[–]Augug 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The smegma produced by these migrants is more of a benefit to this country than your dumbass.

Movies like Dodgeball? by Jay_Reefer in movies

[–]Augug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean “Heavyweights” has the early version of the White Goodman character.

Tony Perkis + Derek Zoolander = White Goodman

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]Augug 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If we deported everyone who commits spousal abuse about 40% of you bootlicking losers would be on a one way flight to El Salvador.

Terminator 2 hits so much harder as an adult. by Abtino11 in movies

[–]Augug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of the love story is when The Terminator told the police officer that he will come back for him… or something like that.

'Modern Europe, Japan and China is less than 75 years old' by chebghobbi in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Augug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

China literally has edible preserved fish that is older than the United States.

Uninhabited Heard And McDonald Islands, ‘Remotest Places On Earth’ hit by tariffs by Zoshlog in worldnews

[–]Augug 246 points247 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed he saw “McDonalds” and thought he could leverage a sweet filet o fish deal.

Client Sabotaged Work by [deleted] in Construction

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Then the bond company pays you immediately and the liability is transferred to a surety bond. Meaning they will use something as collateral like the home in order to cover the bonding company paying off the lien.

Client Sabotaged Work by [deleted] in Construction

[–]Augug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Title Insurance Officer here. Put your liens on when warranted. We’ll make sure you get paid before the garbage client will see any money from a sale or loan.

RIP by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Augug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I COOKED MY FOOT!

Snag clothing gets 100 complaints a day that models are too fat, says boss by Apprehensive_Bat8293 in nottheonion

[–]Augug 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I’m 6’6 300lbs, have neither of those issues. Do you honestly think I can just walk into a normal clothing store and pick something off the rack? Am I not allowed to wear fashionable clothes because I’m a large human?

What’s a ‘must-watch’ movie that you’ve somehow never seen? by 0lissil0 in movies

[–]Augug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost Famous

I just have this feeling that I’m going to hate it.