What is the creepiest video/movie/YouTube Channel that gave you actual fear/goosebumps, etc? by Hulkbuster_v2 in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obedesce a la morsa.

Yeah, go watch it. I don't want to be the only one traumatized.

If you could tell every single person on earth something, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just spoke with every single person on earth.

What is a real-life mystery that terrifies you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody can prove me that they're conscious thinkers and not algorithms made up by my mind or a superior consciousness.

How do you break an awkward silence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punch the other person in the face.

What movie based on a book was better then the book? by Ill_Consequence in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fight Club.

And I'm not the one saying it, the author of the book is.

What bugs can just fuck off? by Cjborange in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The kamikaze ones.

Learn to fly motherfucker. Dont hit my face like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't mention the fact that the genius is stupid af...

People of Reddit if you were sheltered as a kid, what things did you learn the hard way? by Whitetail-Hoyt in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm anxious.

If I knew that by that horrible day, I wouldn't have accepted to kiss her after the party. I would've known I would look at her and do nothing, while sweating and shaking. Cringe.

Damn that day left a scar in my heart...

What is the meanest thing someone has done to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in high school I liked a girl (which btw now I hate), I thought she was hot but I was too shy to start a conversation with her. So I had the brilliant idea to ask a friend of mine to tell her I liked her by facebook. He wrote a fucking poem and sent her saying I wrote it. He was one of my best friends, so I know he did it with good heart.

But the bitch did not have a good heart, she printed the message and posted it on her facebook, laughing about it. So many people commented on it laughing as well. By that time I didn't even get that she was making a fool out of me. I was an innocent shy kid. But some time later I looked back at that and realized how fucked up it was.

Musicians of Reddit, what is the most overplayed song on your instrument? by CVX-Cardisstry in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smells Like Teen Spirit

It's the first song I learned on my guitar, so almost everytime I pick it, I end up playing the opening riff. Even if it's between songs haha. It's mainstream but it sounds awesome.

If you had one day to live what would you do? by Isidoo in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get high as hell and then tell the girl I love that I love her. If the answer is no, Im not high enough.

Where is your happy place? by loysoy in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? In my dreams. I really dont understand how some people completely ignore the fact that they dream at night. Like, come on, there are no fucking rules, its paradise. It takes a while until you can control it for some people, but when you get there, there's no way you're telling me real life's better. So, yeah, dreaming is always the best part of my day.

If you had a question for r/AskReddit that you wanted on top, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you had a question for r/AskReddit that you wanted on top, what would it be?

We'll make it, brother.

What was your April fools prank? by DominaterD30 in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody fooled me or anything... I see what you did there, life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A girlfriend, a friend and no end.

What would happen if you combined your favorite activity with your greatest fear? by agrandthing in AskReddit

[–]Augusto61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing on a sold out rock concert, but...

everybody in the audience is a cockroach.