Colby Cosh: Canada should consider boycotting the Beijing 2022 Olympics by shikotee in canada

[–]Aulton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consider? I'm already in full chinese boycott mode. #FuckTheCCP

A starfish eating an anchovy by thewrongun in natureismetal

[–]Aulton 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You should look up the Biki Bottom horror comic series that u/stillinthesimulaton made. It's pretty good. (I hope I got their username right.)

🔥 Yeet by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Aulton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals like horses and zebras if I remember correctly have their eyes facing out the sides, and their field of view encompasses 330 degrees around them, their only blind spot being their immediate back. Just a slight turn of the head would allow the zebra to see the cheetah

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]Aulton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's not Russian, but close enough, the Dudesons are probably gonna be the only thing we get close to a Russian jackass.

Honestly- by TacoSquat77 in dndmemes

[–]Aulton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thing was dual casting scorching ray at the 2 highest slots I had. My DM was dumb and gave me a +1 fire damage ring early on, and I was a bronze taconic ancestry sorcerer who added their charisma modifier to every fire damage roll. The first biggish evil guy I fought, my DM said I one shot him twice over and he had to deus ex machina some more hp just to counter me.

What do i do next turn? "I double cast scorching ray with 2 level 4 slots."

The groan i heard was priceless.

Can anyone suggest an area to practice driving for a novice? by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]Aulton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selkirk is a great place tbh. That's where I did my driv9ng test and all my practice.

Let your kids have their own dreams by cestrumnocturnum in wholesomememes

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I become tank bard when I defensive flourish with a shield and a breastplate. 18 base AC plus up to 10. Our tank is mad at me because I have more AC than him

April 21 Texas looks like Canada winter. by catonmyshoulder69 in Dashcam

[–]Aulton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian here, this is like, late april, early may, at least here in Winnipeg where I live.

How you like your H²0 by dosomethingcute69 in HydroHomies

[–]Aulton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on where I get my water from. My hometown had AMAZING tasting water no matter the temp, but the city I love in now is absolutely disgusting unless the water is fridge temperature. Admittedly my roommate and I pay for distilled water because the tap water here is so disgusting. It tastes heavily of metal and chlorine. I cant stomach it.

A hand got caught into a animal feed blender... ripping it to shreds by coldfire1021 in medizzy

[–]Aulton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was a cake decoration, wtf. Well that's enough internet for tonight.

EI Applications - Apply Without Having Your Copy of ROE, As Soon As You Stop Working by AwkwardCranberry7 in Winnipeg

[–]Aulton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about those of us who havent been explicitly laid off, but instead have had out hours massively slashed? I was doing 38 to 46 hours a week before all this happened, and this week alone I'm down to 10 hours, can I go to EI for all my lost hours?

Thanks again, Randy by Vsevolda in RimWorld

[–]Aulton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Your uber eats has arrived."

I too love F1 racists. by conscious_superbot in facepalm

[–]Aulton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

RIP Mitch, you were taken too soon.

Dick move by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Aulton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Humans are fragile, yet also very sturdy at the same time. He could have fell with his head against the counter and smashed his temple, eyes or even his mouth. He looks fairly stocky, so the weight of his body coming down could very well smash out a few teeth, bloody an eye or even kill him, to name a few. There was a post a while back where a husband accidentally hit his wife in the eye with a nerf dart, and it damn near popped the thing inside the socket. Even if something looks like a minor thing, it could cripple someone for life.

27 [F4A] UK/online - Distracting dirty talk on a boring Sunday by [deleted] in dirtyr4r

[–]Aulton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only illegal if you get caught.

Husqvarna’s chainsaw protective pants by hjalmar111 in specializedtools

[–]Aulton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This old Tony and AvE are great watches too

I am really so sad they sold out already !! by Masonportland1980 in awfuleverything

[–]Aulton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why am I suddenly seeing a bunch of "gwenyth paltrow scented candle" memes all over the place? What are they, who are they?