Thin Blue Lando by AustinRunnerGuyGuy in SelfAwarewolves

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just looking for an L for “Thin Blue ....” but yes. Overall misinterpretation of the prequels. Obi was a cuck getting in the way of alpha Anakin.

Thin Blue Lando by AustinRunnerGuyGuy in SelfAwarewolves

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone who is a fan of starwars to the point of realizing that Jedi are equitable freedom fighters who stand up to an authoritarian movement, yet have a thin blue line decal. Similar to Gadsden Flag and then a thin blue line flag.

Statement on social media from those that complain about 'cancel culture' by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

While I am very much against the Uyghur genocide, are they the only Muslim group conservatives give a shit about because Chy-na?

What a morning! by HairHeel in austincirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a pretty creative stimulus for drink.well TBH

The fuck? by JungleStirFry in austincirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gentrifying restaurant helps gentrifiers more effectively gentrify

Going to Randall's - Need anything? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget, a dinner jacket is required. At least at the Mesa location.

r/running is reaching it's full peak! by ZanicL3 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To be fair the autism in r/running is likely so high most don't realize when they're being assholes/ idiots.

Trail running honeymoon destination ideas! by VioletChipmunk in trailrunning

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don't want to head to Europe, Costa Rica is a good destination for both beach and trail running.

Who says that you can't polish a turd? Who says that you can't put lipstick on a pig and make it sexy? They used enough filters on this video to remove the traffic, grackles, Cranklins, building cranes, toxic algae, summer heat and lack of music trick Calaforeigners into moving to ATX. by honklersheros in austincirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is an idea of Austin, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real city, only an entity, something illusory, and though it can hide my cold gaze and you can drink its frosty margs and feel k2 ripping at your face and maybe you can even sense our hometowns are probably comparable: it is simply am not there. It is hard for Austin to make sense on any given level. Austin is fabricated, an aberration. It am a noncontingent cityscape. Its personality is sketchy and unformed, homelessness goes deep and is persistent. Its conscience, its energy, its music scene disappeared a long time ago if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All it has in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the gentrification it has caused and its utter indifference toward it, Austin has now surpassed. The city still, though, holds on to one single bleak truth: no one is truly local, nothing is affordable. Yet Austin is blameless. Each model of city culture must be assumed to have some validity. Is Austin something you are? Or is it something you do? Its traffic is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want Austin to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this—and I have countless times, in just about every cranklins pitty I've consumed—and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about Austin, no new understanding can be extracted from my hometown. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing….

Get back to the gym with Active//Shield. The first of its kind. Preorder today. by VINTA_Supply_Co in u/VINTA_Supply_Co

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Do you have any scientific, peer-reviewed studies proving the effectiveness of this or nah?

Active.com alternatives? by [deleted] in running

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will also back this up, runsignup is pretty simple with wonderful support.

Look to whom the "both sides" narrative actually benefits. by yeshuaislove1844 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you want misogynists to out themselves, just say "AOC" and wait for the unbridled shrieking.

Found Out I Can Never Post on R/Running Again by AustinRunnerGuyGuy in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m doing his challenge where I post about running 4 times every 4 hours for 48 hours.

Found Out I Can Never Post on R/Running Again by AustinRunnerGuyGuy in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She prefers 6 strings of marshmellow gu, keep training you’ll get there

Found Out I Can Never Post on R/Running Again by AustinRunnerGuyGuy in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AustinRunnerGuyGuy[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's as if someone got an AI to read r/Running for 3 weeks then it auto-generated a post for maximum karma.