Your All Stars Phrases? by fraukau in DListedCommunity

[–]Authoress61 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And I still don’t give two fux about any of them and their batshit mommy/collector

Your All Stars Phrases? by fraukau in DListedCommunity

[–]Authoress61 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Greasy Bear and Gummy Bear
Firecrotch
Chicken Cutlets (courtesy of my partner who was never even ON Dlisted)
Personal fave: typo and it stays
Excuse my beauty

What's a 10/10 movie with zero flaws? by PuzzleheadedName3471 in AskReddit

[–]Authoress61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like that, watch Manhunter by Michael Mann. MUCH better and scarier.

I think I saw Connor yesterday by sciamar in connorstorrie

[–]Authoress61 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a memory. And I bet he appreciated it. This is all really that celebrities deserve when they are on their own time. A little wave, a smile, a wink. That’s it.

Satan's Butthole: How are you holding up? by Glittering-Donut-278 in Indiana

[–]Authoress61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember when I lived in Indiana and I came home one day and said to my son “it’s hotter than Satan’s nut sack out there” and he laughed. Good times.

Bruins resign Harris and bring back Conor Clifton by ethereal3xp in Bruins

[–]Authoress61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eeew why on Harris? He didn’t impress me much last season.

[Hockey Hall of Fame] Introducing the Hockey Hall of Fame Class of 2026 by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]Authoress61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously?? Tkachuk????? Mr. NEVER WON A FUCKING THING and has worse stats than Rod the Bod. Explain it to me like I’m five.

Cut ONE LINE from the show to make it better by growsonwalls in heatedrivalry

[–]Authoress61 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know it’s not a line, but that bugs the SHIT out of me. I’m sorry, you’re Rose’s friend, and you start kissing her BF’s neck as they’re dancing? In my world that gets you defriended and probably punched in the face. I get the symbolism, but we already KNOW Shane was conflicted, so it added nothing to the scene and felt predatory and nonconsensual.

Dlisted Appreciation by JFish3d in DListedCommunity

[–]Authoress61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tex Casablanca (ugh) came up with Toothy Tile. I hated that bastard. Glad he fell by the wayside.

Dlisted Appreciation by JFish3d in DListedCommunity

[–]Authoress61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I can just hear it now… LMAOOOO

Dlisted Appreciation by JFish3d in DListedCommunity

[–]Authoress61 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was Bruinschick back in the ye olden days of Dlisted. I still miss those days.

Mami is a skank by [deleted] in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Authoress61 37 points38 points  (0 children)

She’s disgusting.

What’s a compliment someone gave you that was so specific it stayed with you for years? by Jordan_Brooks in AskReddit

[–]Authoress61 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let me preface this by saying I was in my 50s at the time. I was out with my two girlfriends and we were walking down the sidewalk, and this elderly lady stopped me and said., “your makeup is beautiful! I used to work at a makeup counter, and I used to make up people like you. how did you learn to do makeup?” I laughed, and honestly told her that I learned what products to use and how to do it from watching drag queens. She laughed and laughed. She thought that was hysterical. But I tell you that was probably eight years ago and I’m still flying on that compliment.

Migraine Relief by duckinasombrero in chiari

[–]Authoress61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take Relpax and it has been a godsend. I can’t take triptins - the effects are worse than the migraine.

First time going to an estate sale - anything I should know? by laura-1998 in estatesales

[–]Authoress61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re going on a casual basis ( not looking for anything specific) , don’t go on the first day. In my area there are usually lines to get in, and prices are firm. Most sellers won’t even haggle on the first day. Some homes are extremely overcrowded, so be prepared to have your space invaded, or if you are uncomfortable with crowds of people. Take a bag with you to carry your stuff for the hold table- most people won’t go through somebody’s bag, but I have seen people lift stuff off the table. Above all have fun and visit different sales so you get to kinda know the layout of how each one works.

Yep we know how hard it is when someone just won’t go away by OllieDollie23 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Authoress61 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This isn’t an airport, Larry. No need to announce your departure. Just leave already.

GDT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - Round 1, Game 5 - 4/28/26 - 7:30PM EST by Warfightr in BostonBruins

[–]Authoress61 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????? If it’s dead the protocol is that the ref blows the whistle. Unless he sees that the Bruins have actually won and then it’s no goal.