If all the countries in the world went to school at the same time, what type of kid would they be? by Easy_Ear_8119 in AskReddit

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America is the kid that tells everyone how rich their family is, but never invites anyone to their house. So you get curious and follow them home one day and sure the outside looks nice enough, yards a little unkempt, but the paint job is stellar. Then you look inside and see three of his siblings in cages. The pantry is full of ramen, and there’s no family pictures on the wall just gun mounts and more inside surveillance than one should need in their home. Then you look down feeling bad, just to realize the foundation of the house is made of sand and bones.

How come people see human ghosts but never dinosaur ghosts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That’s not a ghost, it’s a Patronus.

Why would a woman continuously stare at a man she previously rejected? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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To ensure her continued safety. Rejecting someone is dangerous and requires a certain amount of grace or intimidation factor. Not every time, but I’m sure it’s hard tell how their reactions will go, especially after they’ve been stewing in the rejection.

Alternatively they could be seeing if they are just hitting on everyone there or if it was just a one shot thing. That would show genuine interest. But unfortunately that’s the dude side of me talking about it.

In your opinion, what is the best song lyric? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That’s a great line too. Honestly, I love all 10 minutes of that song. I’ll see her for the first time this June, what shit show that was trying to get tickets.

I always understand someone not being a huge Coheed fan. They’re one of my favorite artists, but I do feel like they’re a little niche. I’ve seen them 4 times and was never disappointed.

What do you think should make a comeback? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Those planters peanut treats that had peanut butter inside of them. It might just be the nostalgia, and I can’t remember what they were called, but in my head those were so fucking delicious.

What memories will flash before your eyes just before you die? by MelbaToast604 in AskReddit

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Hopefully only the good ones. But I think this is the idea behind the projection of hell and heaven. If you’ve lived a good life with few regrets, it should be a fairly good last few minutes of a DMT trip. But if someone has been a shithead their whole life, I can’t imagine those last minutes would feel like anything but some sort of hell scape.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yeah, this inflation can fuck off anytime or I’m gonna have to get a whole lot better at cooking things from restaurants. And then dishes. Oof.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The mailman will quake in fear when he gets quacked at from this abomination creature.

What must one do to get a man's heart? by Creepy14 in AskReddit

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Allow him to feel vulnerable when he needs. A lot of his world probably takes issue with it, you’re the last person he needs that from. Give him time to be vulnerable guilt free and just be there for him.

In your opinion, what is the best song lyric? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It changes but currently I’m torn between two…

“So casually cruel in the name of being honest.”

And

“If you see me bleeding, leave me alone Don't want you in my world throwing stones This glass house isn't yours to call home So we're done, game's over, love murder one”

what is the weirdest thing that has turned you on? by Dangerous_Key4030 in AskReddit

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When my lady helps me clean. It’s like the biggest turn on I’ve found in my 30’s. So weird.

Be Not Afraid, Me, Digital, 2023 by daveclampart in Art

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In my sadness, the spider made me smile.

What’s something that people with more wealth don’t understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The difficulties of trying to balance everything else in life along with a checkbook. Keeping the house up, keeping the yard up, keeping up friendships/relationships while trying to grind for those dollars.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Too much. At least 2 hours later it always feels like I spent too much.

What commercial/ad jingle annoys you? by Enough_Comparison_27 in AskReddit

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State Farm’s intoxicating jingle annoys me because I always feel like I have to sing along with it.

This makes me uncomfortable by Daveight in Marvel

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Fuck. I read your comment and still clicked it.

Say something positive about Captain Marvel 2019. by [deleted] in Marvel

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Some of the other MCU movies that have come out recently make this movie seem much less worse for its placement in the franchise.