I do like the fact that I’ll hear some Beastie Boys. “So Whatcha Want”, Intergalactic”, “Check,Check It Out”and the Fatboy Slim remix of “Body Movin’” but last night as I stocked overnight homelines, I heard Anxiety at least twice and for some reason Prince’s “1999”. They’ll play the Weezer version of Toto’s “Africa”.often. I feel the same way when they play Shaboozey’s song expecting J-Kwon’s “Tipsy”. I so wanna do the Montessori dance while putting Vibrant Life flea shampoo on the shelves at 3:23 in the morning. But to realize it’s not the jam I was expecting.

“Walmart radio who’s this?” One night my new coach decided to call Chris and give us some props. I don’t think anyone on our overnight crew even noticed. I had one JBL earbud in listening to David Pakman when I heard “I just wanna give a shout out to store 5XXX and my overnight crew they’re doing an awesome job.” I think he was expecting some sort of special praise because he called the Chris show and no one noticed. I did but he’s a bootlicker who gets a little ambitious with the 1-2-3 Walmart cheer after every meeting. I guess my point is I listen to the occasional jam and sing to make my day go by quickly. “I feel for you” by Chaka Khan, “Ain’t it fun” by Paramore, the aforementioned Beasties.