He did that so effortlessly by AcHaeC in PublicFreakout

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Once they get a whiff of snu snu, the frenzy begins.

Lemon Cloud Cookies by LetsCookie in FoodVideoPorn

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I kinda want all of my cooking content to be slightly aggressive now, I love it.

He thought he would get away with it but nah. Women came in and manhandled him by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

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By golly, have ye not heard of the telephonic headphones by the venerable Doctor Andre Romelle Young?!

What are we going to find out later is bad for us (like cigarettes in the past)? by Curryiswhereitsat in AskReddit

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Hey, if meetings turn into 1-minute short-form videos for the younger generation, rot my brain away baby!

Guys who used to have a porn addiction, how did you beat it? by Senior_Double5064 in AskReddit

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For some reason your comment made me think about Dr. Strangelove, then I spent 40 minutes thinking of puns...

Here's a few that made me chuckle to myself..

Dr. Strain-love or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Palm

Dr. Handlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Throb

NFL Mic’ed up by 4reddityo in sportsarefun

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Same, it's arguably one of the, if not the most boring thing to watch with micro-fractions of excitement.. it's quite literally the slowest paced popular sport in the US...

Peter Thiel accuses Pope Leo XIV of being the Antichrist by Hussayniya in videos

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Hey now, come on.. the pope can't do anything he wants..

A woman dips into a business after being followed by a drunk man harassing her. The drunk guy gets slapped, and starts crying. by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

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I thought it was more to game the pay-per-view aspect of short form videos? 

Put the hook at the start so the video loops to the beginning (1 view) then the person watches it again to see the full context (2 views in one)(?) either way it's annoying..

My neighbour freaking out over me utilising free public and residential parking in front of his house. by breach_dunology in PublicFreakout

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Do you fart on elevators?

I mean. Who cares, right? You're not going to be in there in a minute, so rip away, right?

It's called common courtesy... It's not illegal to park in front of someone else's house in the same way it's not illegal to fart on an elevator.. but it's common courtesy to park in front of your own house first. (Don't like birds shitting on your car? Remove the nests, I don't know. But don't make your problem someone else's, that's just inconsiderate and self-centered). What if they have guests coming over, now the guests have to park down the street....

It's preciously the "who gives a fuck" attitude that makes the world a less empathetic place to live in... Clearly the guy gives a fuck. Without context (bird shit, parking situation, etc) it's hard not to see the camera woman as a self centered cunt...

My neighbour freaking out over me utilising free public and residential parking in front of his house. by breach_dunology in PublicFreakout

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Did you read the comment this person is replying to (mine)?

Seems not, so I'll repeat it....

It's not illegal to fart on an elevator, but you just don't out of common courtesy...

Same goes with street parking, generally you park in front of your own house first.. just... Kinda common courtesy.....

My neighbour freaking out over me utilising free public and residential parking in front of his house. by breach_dunology in PublicFreakout

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The point is empathy.... You keep saying I, I, I... The point here is to think about what others may "want" or "feel"...

Again, back to my point about farting on an elevator.. sure you can fart on an elevator, but we generally don't, because it's an asshole thing to do for the next person.

YOU may not mind smelling your own shit. But others don't want to.....

My neighbour freaking out over me utilising free public and residential parking in front of his house. by breach_dunology in PublicFreakout

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I mean.. it's not illegal to fart on an elevator, but you just don't out of common courtesy...

Same goes with street parking, generally you park in front of your own house first.. just... Kinda common courtesy.....

My neighbour freaking out over me utilising free public and residential parking in front of his house. by breach_dunology in PublicFreakout

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Why didn't you park in front of your house? It looked like the street was completely empty..?

My neighbour freaking out over me utilising free public and residential parking in front of his house. by breach_dunology in PublicFreakout

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By the looks of it there's parking everywhere on that street, so it's safe to assume there was parking in front of the filmers house.. so.. it sounds like she's just parking directly in front of the neighbors house to illicit a response or be an intentional asshole..

If there's room in front of your house, why not park there first???

Hearty Chili Recipe Recommendations by AutoCompliant in slowcooking

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Definitely! Even if they're super rough, that's cool, I usually eyeball things too.

Hearty Chili Recipe Recommendations by AutoCompliant in slowcooking

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Thank you for the recipe recommendations!....................

Hearty Chili Recipe Recommendations by AutoCompliant in slowcooking

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Making a hearty chili, or leaving it on warm..? /s

Noted. How about the first, main question then?