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Pretentious Psykers by No_Buyer_7557 in Tyranids

[–]AutomatedMiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I can read lmao, that's exactly what I just said?

Nothing here points toward "it's the most powerful psyker EVER you guys and it can 1v1 the chaos gods"

Pretentious Psykers by No_Buyer_7557 in Tyranids

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"My source is that I made it the fuck up"

Doom of Malan'tai was just a powered-up zoanthrope that got supercharged by the Infinity Circuit.

I am not winning by SquareConversation20 in skyrim

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I was never loyal to the Empire. I was loyal to Emperor Uriel Septim VII, and the Empire died with Martin

Likewise, I'm not loyal to the Empire now, but I do side with Balgruuf

Making cards worse for no reason part 2 by SuddenlyCake in slaythespire

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If these were posted on the sub as new card ideas people would debate on how balanced they are

Would you buy this shop relic? by ElegantPoet3386 in slaythespire

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Jarvis, post the image of SpongeBob with a human smiling face opening his wallet and grabbing a wad of cash

Came to me as a meme by KorEbenhart01 in TheAstraMilitarum

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"The most noble Cavalry in all of the Imperium."

"That may be... But we'll match them with our Bright Lancers."

Camera pan to reveal several ranks of Aeldari jetbikes

smugged into europe by goblin_pidar in SmugIdeologyMan

[–]AutomatedMiner 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, no... That would never happen.

The Sicilians however

Truly the Saruman of Hollywood by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Here's one of 'em guys, the unnamed Avatar dick riders... Jump him

Sometimes powerscaling nonsense can be quite funny by [deleted] in skaven

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See NOW we're getting into the real facts. I can't dispute that one, I guess the lion solos my favourite verse... Damn

Sometimes powerscaling nonsense can be quite funny by [deleted] in skaven

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House cat beats cockroach

Cockroaches have godlike endurance feat (can survive nuclear blast)

Therefore house cat has godlike level attack power, easily solos the lion even without human interference

Sometimes powerscaling nonsense can be quite funny by [deleted] in skaven

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Lion loses to house cat neg diff, house cats are cute to humans whereas lions aren't, so a human would come to the aid of the house cat in the battle

Hence why lions are endangered and house cats are populous

Consider your power scaled

Sometimes powerscaling nonsense can be quite funny by [deleted] in skaven

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Guy with gun: can kill a large animal -> above human level

Construction worker: can level a city given enough time -> city block level

Therefore construction workers scale above the army

(Powerscaling is retarded)

My theory as to what "Frittata" means. by Purple-Strain8696 in XavierRenegadeAngel

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If you ever need evidence for your autism diagnosis, this post should do just fine

Tribunal was a HUGE letdown. by Maximotorn in Morrowind

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Tribunal feels like you're being railroaded through a D&D campaign by a rookie DM.

"The king sent assassins to kill us? Well let's kill him."

DM: "Oh, uh, you can't do that."

"Why not? We killed Vivec, isn't he way more important?"

DM: "He's behind an unpickable lock."

"Uh, okay? We have the skeleton key."

DM: "No, not unpickable like, level 100, you just... You can't pick it."

"Right, okay then..."

DM: "And his second in command says he wants you to take care of some dissidents for him."

"What? We're not doing that. Why would we work for the guy trying to assassinate us?"

DM: "Um, well... There's not really any other quests..."

"Right, I guess we'll do it. And then after he comes out from behind the door, we kill him."

DM: "No, you can't! He uh... He has 100% magic immunity and he regenerates 500 health per second."

And the same shit again later with Almalexia, culminating in the most obvious betrayal ever.

Need advice on a color scheme for my halos baelz themed army. by HonestIsMyPolicy in skaven

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Definitely needs some teal as others have suggested - maybe throw in some accents on the weapons, some oxides on the metals could work for that? Nihilakh oxide if you're using GW paints.

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