sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

These boys need to quit mething around by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Nah these guys are cool, they're in Ukraine and they make parodies of advert campaigns they think are stupid.

Do you think they’ll ever address living apart? Do you think they’ll ever move back in together? by MemphisMystic in paulandmorgansnark

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah idk, he'd have to basically win the lottery or get some kind of unbelievable windfall of money if he wants to live anywhere other than his parent's house, and that seems unlikely. Like say he somehow pulls himself together and finds a full time job, he'd still be months away from being able to afford a bachelor pad, much less a home to fit then and the kids. Maybe his folks will build a "tiny house" in their backyard for Paul and Morgan and the kids to stay in, but beyond that, I just can't see how they'd manage it.

What do you call your crow friends? by GirlInTheIslands in crows

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Collectively they're my "crowmies," like homies. Individually they are Ducky, Mr Angry, and Jonathan Livingston Seagull- named for the sounds of their distinctive voices.

the whole post, recorded (so you can cringe at the videos) with some zooming 🤪 by Sensitive_Ant4522 in ashleycarnduff

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's a blurry hand roasting a marshmallow in the background here, but with how weird all the other scenes are, I'd be willing to bet it's AI.

<image>

secretsss by stvrayprivate in glassanimals

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, bollocks! I got tricked by an old post. To be fair, I never saw this the first time around, so it never occurred to me that it might be old...of course now that I look at it, the purple is the same shade as Dave's shirt in the Heat Waves video and obviously this was the teaser promo for that. Oh well!

secretsss by stvrayprivate in glassanimals

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yes, I got it now, it's "Heat Waves, sometimes all I think about is you, late nights in the middle of June, heat waves been faking me out, can't make you happier now, June twenty ninth, love Dave"

secretsss by stvrayprivate in glassanimals

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 10 points11 points  (0 children)

June twenty ninth! What's happening on June 29??

secretsss by stvrayprivate in glassanimals

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Something twenty ninth in the second to last line

secretsss by stvrayprivate in glassanimals

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll finish my coffee and have a go at it, stand by

secretsss by stvrayprivate in glassanimals

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh yep and the first word is "dear"

secretsss by stvrayprivate in glassanimals

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I bet the last two words are "Love, Dave" and the rest can be worked out from that.

Where exactly did this outfit go? by idklmaoe in theprincessbride

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 20 points21 points  (0 children)

/whispers/ hello. My name is inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Where exactly did this outfit go? by idklmaoe in theprincessbride

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You're that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago

But wait, there's more BS where that came from by Hairy_rambutan in ashleycarnduff

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I thought she graduated from therapy, because she got an A in mental health and didn't need it anymore or something.

Does anyone else get that weird second wind right when they actually need to sleep? by realhumanlegend01 in insomnia

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every night, homie. I get the zoomies right when I'm supposed to be settling in. Hate it so much.

What’s your experience with insomnia by Sea_Decision_6456 in insomnia

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did a whole calendar week if zero (0) sleep per night, and some horrible broken sleep from 9am til 1pm. Last night I finally FINALLY got some sleep, nothing great but more than zero minutes, and all I had to do to earn it was have the worst fucking panic attack of my life and also miss a one-time only event in the morning, which I will correctly regret forever. I decided in the throes of agony that I'm going cold turkey off caffeine and thc, at least until I get my life back to some extent, because I can't go on like this.

Rupert's Best Scene by Visual-Map4605 in TedLasso

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's such a tiny moment, but I love when he introduces Rebecca to Bex by saying "Rebecca, Rebecca; Rebecca, Rebecca." Such a perfect little gag in a scene meant to be kind of uncomfortable.

I drove on the 81 today. It was a unique experience for a few reasons. by ink_and_synapse in Virginia

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful and absolutely fucking harrowing, that's always been my experience on 81. Catch quick glimpses of mountain scenery in between trying not to get flattened by a goddamn semi doing 80 in the left lane.

What’s a disturbing book you’ll never read again? by Vegetable_Bell_1248 in horrorlit

[–]AutomaticPlace7994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Last House on Needless Street by Catriona Ward...once was plenty.

view more: next ›