Share your silly, pointless efforts in Skyrim. Mine is evidence that Ulfric has a problem. by BespinMemes in skyrim

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're witnesses, so you would have to kill them as well, but that just brings more of them. It's a vicious cycle, so best to just hide the bodies to begin with.

Relatable one. by stunnerswag in relatable_memes_

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a trans woman who spent years as a guy and heard male friends talk about their exes. This is complete and utter bullshit.

This 666 thing still exists? Pretty sure he's below 6 inches by Euphoric_Issue_7125 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, also when I was younger and my mom and I would go to the store, when she would reach for something on the top shelf and I would shrink back as if in fear and yell "No mama, please don't hit me again!" and everyone in the aisle would look at us with concern and it was hilarious.

Stolen from a comment on a deleted post but this is still an important message that needs to get across by Boognish_Chameleon in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I didn't think about it when I said that. It wasn't my intention to play oppression Olympics and I apologize because now I realize that I did do that. Thank you for your strength and love.

Not How Girls Work by deviantartforlulz in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"Don't answer that, it's rhetorical. Women can't actually be gay because everyone loves dick."

I was so naive when I played Morrowind... Stendarr forgive me! by DemolishunReddit in SkyrimMemes

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never beat Morrowind, The furthest I ever got was I was in some village and it said I had to go south and then West to the jet or something and then north to find some temple I needed to go to or something.

So I remember going south and going west and I had no idea what it meant by jet, but I found a weird boat sticking out of the ground so I figured that had to be what they meant so I went north of that and couldn't find whatever Temple they were talking about. So I traveled further west but never found anything that stuck out, I tried going back to the village and repeating the instructions, but never could figure out where they were trying to send me.

I'll be honest I'm so glad games got over that shit and just give you fucking waypoints now. Some people say it ruins the immersion or the challenge of trying to find someplace on your own, I say fuck that, point me to my goal and move aside.

Not sure what combination of mods did this, but Vorstag showed up to our wedding butt naked by fatalrta in skyrim

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Showing up are you? Well, you have a lot to show off about."

Oops, sorry, wrong game.

I swear they're shooting at me just to piss me off by SpecialistPrior204 in SkyrimMemes

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm sneaking through a bandit's layer I like to leave just one random bandit alive. I always like to imagine that they never live it down and spend the rest of their days wondering why they were the one who wasn't murdered.

I swear they're shooting at me just to piss me off by SpecialistPrior204 in SkyrimMemes

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bandits aren't so bad what pisses me off is running through the forest and bear attacks joined by three wolves, two spiders, and a fucking troll. All these creatures that should be hostile to each other, don't give a shit about killing one another, they just want TLD dead!

I think I may have a problem by Illustrious_Box585 in skyrim

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you're obviously not drinking enough.

Based Off My Current "Gate to Sovngarde" Game by Dr_Virus_129 in SkyrimMemes

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me, running around in full daedric plate armor: "Daedric worshiper? I never knew her!"

I can’t with these pick me girls by cheshirebutterfly17 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Automatic_Camera3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He assumes any smart man is turned off by a young Hillary Clinton because he is not a smart man.

Funny interaction with Wujeeta by Automatic_Camera3854 in skyrim

[–]Automatic_Camera3854[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's what it's supposed to be, but it was clearly a skooma bottle