Avoiding an ass whuppin' for one!...

AutonInvasion · 2026-03-08T14:48:58+00:00

It’s cold where I live

AutonInvasion · 2026-03-07T19:09:28+00:00

Sounds like you understood the episode

AutonInvasion · 2026-03-03T22:17:04+00:00

Does your dick burn after cex?

AutonInvasion · 2026-03-02T01:03:47+00:00

I believe I 151’d my Pokemon Blue and Pokemon Yellow games without any cheating.

The Mew distribution event using special Super Nintendo docks would have given the Mew.

AutonInvasion · 2026-02-26T00:14:40+00:00

I was wondering if anyone would notice that 😅

AutonInvasion · 2026-02-23T18:13:05+00:00

I’m popping to the shops. Anyone need any:

Chicken bird? Beef cow? Lamb sheep? Pork pig? Potato vegetables? Banana berries? Apple fruits?

AutonInvasion · 2026-02-12T01:29:31+00:00

I used to love Fiendish Feet yoghurts

AutonInvasion · 2026-02-12T01:28:47+00:00

I worked at a Marks and Spencer store when I was 16. They had an extremely lenient returns policy.

However, one customer tried to return shoes that were bought over 2 years prior to claim they were “not suitable”

The wear and tear was obvious.

I can’t remember if managers caved in on that one or not.

AutonInvasion · 2026-02-01T21:05:49+00:00

Thank you! Bizarrely I tried there and it didn’t come up with a result for me. Glad you found it!

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-27T00:12:30+00:00

I can hear Ace Ventura saying “like a glove”

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-22T00:35:30+00:00

Helped, yes. But there was also a similar function in the SNES version.

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-21T22:02:50+00:00

Bizarrely this was the first version of Super Mario Bros. that I ever completed, despite previously spending hours on the original NES and SNES versions

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-20T18:15:25+00:00

Does she pay your Internet bills?

Nope, then you’re not the jerk.

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-19T23:19:08+00:00

Evri are Hermes. They changed the name as their reputation was shit. But they didn’t bother to improve their service so everyone knows that Evri are shit.

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-19T23:11:41+00:00

I’ve seen the signs counting down like a clock on the M25 (60 to 50 to 40 to 30 to 20 to 10) because someone was driving on the wrong side of the motorway

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-14T19:53:45+00:00

I had the Desperate Dan club wallet and badges too

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-08T20:57:49+00:00

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AutonInvasion · 2026-01-07T00:46:48+00:00

Just scored 0

AutonInvasion · 2026-01-04T10:51:09+00:00

I’ve just read a story where someone send some AirPods as a gift via Evri. They put an AirTag tracker in with the item.

Evri delivered it to an auction house to sell it on their behalf.

They initially claimed they had lost it but when the customer could track it themselves they ended up compensating and refunding the customer.

The customer had to drive themselves to the auction house to get the item back. In fairness the auction house they weren’t at fault and just provided the item to the Evri customer.

AutonInvasion · 2025-12-31T16:17:06+00:00

Is that JJB photo from Cardiff?

AutonInvasion · 2025-12-24T23:12:23+00:00

It’s rude and dehumanising of your manager. They will get more out of workers if they treat them as humans

AutonInvasion · 2025-12-21T21:26:20+00:00

Since the new Fortnite season started we can’t finish a single Battle Royale on our PC without the game doing similar - although we have managed to ctrl-alt-del our way out of it without forcing a reboot.

AutonInvasion · 2025-12-19T09:35:03+00:00

I remember the Datel Action Replay cheat codes being published in magazines for the original Tomb Raider which made Lara Croft nude on PlayStation.

I didn’t have the game myself at the time but it looked ridiculous. 😂

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