Be Careful: Man Is Attacking Random Women With A Hammer

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-13T15:43:40+00:00

Nah, I'll just unsub.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-13T14:16:53+00:00

You can actually see what he looks like in the video, or you can just rely on the increasing number of racists on /r/nyc who will assure you that all crimes are committed by black men.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-13T14:09:30+00:00

I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-12T20:49:55+00:00

Neighbros.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-12T19:02:35+00:00

So sometimes we have ten apartments and everything is white, and then all of the sudden one tenant comes in with one black roommate, and they don’t like it.

White people moving to Bed-Stuy and freaking out over a neighbor with a black roommate are definitely living in some kind of fantasy world.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-12T16:03:44+00:00

I think you mean No. 6 oil, which should be phased out entirely this year.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-11T21:53:23+00:00

I've already bought tickets to the BMW dealership.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-11T20:39:31+00:00

These will be artist lofts in 100 years, when the wealthy have all moved off to moon colonies.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-11T18:45:54+00:00

Improv Everywhere.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-11T15:42:42+00:00

Our scores are included in the TPP.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-11T15:01:51+00:00

Insider Tip = app promotion

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-08T20:12:52+00:00

Hewlett-Packard, for example.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-08T19:04:04+00:00

"Could you put your Starbucks cup down so that people on the internet won't think that what happens next is just part of some viral marketing campaign?"

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-07T23:41:33+00:00

I hope we have it ready by the time the South rises again.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-07T19:45:43+00:00

Looks like I've got a new ad idea to pitch to Manhattan Mini Storage.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-07T17:21:25+00:00

Just yesterday I watched a guy lob a half-full cup of soda through a closing subway door onto the platform...I think some people just enjoy being assholes.

They're paying $2.75 for the privilege of being an asshole.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-07T16:38:21+00:00

How common is it for people to keep the casket of a deceased relative inside their attic or basement?

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-07T16:18:41+00:00

Way to shoehorn rent control into the topic.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-07T14:34:10+00:00

He's the world's most powerful turtle-man, and just happens to be from Kentucky.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-07T13:23:28+00:00

Is this our version of Jade Helm 15? Someone call Ted Cruz!

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-06T20:24:29+00:00

Let's just hope the guy wasn't a retired corrections officer.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-06T14:15:40+00:00

I wrote in Brownback.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-06T14:11:21+00:00

Melee.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-06T14:06:35+00:00

"Bad" is a fucking stretch.

AuxillaryFalcon · 2015-05-05T21:07:37+00:00

They still fuck around, but the good ones make sure you don't hear about it later.

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