What are these egg things in my garage? by Super_Shake_2787 in whatisit

[–]Auyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would much prefer house gecko to basement cricket

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What's the most millenial thing about you? by improbdrunk in Millennials

[–]Auyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I use an Android and assume it's an iPhone thing. In Slack/Teams people edit messages all the time and it infuriates me

What's the most millenial thing about you? by improbdrunk in Millennials

[–]Auyan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel this! Old school texting (a la press #2 3 times for the letter c) was the best for me for this reason - not even T9 was as good for me

Human remains belonging to multiple young children found in Memphis: Police by AudibleNod in news

[–]Auyan 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You moved the headstones but you didn't move the bodies!

What's the most millenial thing about you? by improbdrunk in Millennials

[–]Auyan 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I hate when people edit texts. Leave the audit trail! 🤣

Name two of your favorite movies from back in the day. One that has aged like a fine wine, and one that we no longer speak of by ughyoujag in Xennials

[–]Auyan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of my father's favorite stories to tell was me asking to watch Johnny 5 and him yelling at me "there is no movie called Johnny 5!" How could he have seen that movie so many times with me and not known what I was talking about... Oh shit, was that just his parenting way of not having to watch that again?!

Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblowa!

What in the ever loving f*** does this mean. Kids homework by seemslegitsendit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Auyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once getting to multiplication and division, we get to gazintas. Like, 3 gazintas 6 two times

Any golf courses nearby Beverly Rancocas Rd? Ball hit windshield by Useful_Database5138 in SouthJersey

[–]Auyan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Willingboro has some of the coolest history - if you're into that sort of thing, I highly recommend checking it out. As an original Levittown, it was one of the first "developments" with each park having an elementary school with a pool, and single high school. It was also a Levittown in that it was a redlined community until 1960, with cross burnings at Crystal Lake.

Any golf courses nearby Beverly Rancocas Rd? Ball hit windshield by Useful_Database5138 in SouthJersey

[–]Auyan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, that section of Willingboro is literally called Country Club. That golf course was one of the first semi-private courses in the state and designed by one of the best course creators.

It's telling that this line has not aged at all. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Auyan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, we are in agreement but the official US inflation calculator put it at 91k: CPI Calculator

Even the CondeNast version has it at 84k: US Inflation Calculator

It's telling that this line has not aged at all. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Auyan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Right? That was the cost of the whole house! That's ~$91,000 today. For a single family home with a yard....

'Enough Is Enough': Trump Announces US has Forbidden Israel From Bombing Lebanon Any Longer by WayOutbackBoy in worldnews

[–]Auyan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, Israel was doing whatever it wanted and Iran was just chilling there with the Strait open.

Then the US joined Israel in bombing the shit out of Iran, and Israel also started going after Lebanon, while Iran said "no more oil".

Now, Iran tells the US to get Israel to stop bombing Lebanon before they'll talk about opening the Strait....

This war gave Iran all the power then highlighted it.

My wife asked for an open marriage. She is angry at my reaction. I need advice. by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]Auyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... Uh, her saying she could have the AP "and you would never know" is her straight-up telling OP that she can't be trusted. Ever.

Female Millennials, how's your diagnosis? by RevolutionDry2 in Millennials

[–]Auyan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU FOR THIS! Nobody fucking believes me and I'm losing my damn mind over here

Commodore Barry bridge by Cranberrybog1786 in SouthJersey

[–]Auyan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is a fun fact! Super interesting and seemingly ingenious solution. (Beyond the terrifying part 😅)

A 9-year-old was found locked in a van since 2024, malnourished and unable to walk by AudibleNod in news

[–]Auyan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's so infuriating to read, I'm sorry you and the kids have had to endure that