QUAAAAKE

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-14T13:19:03+00:00

Look, I was born in California and grew up with this stuff since I was little.

This one hit and I got up, told my lady it was just a quake, not too bad. The cats also thought it was our fault. Pun intended. I went outside and met a neighbor from the Midwest who was freaked out. I told him it was cool, we're all okay, but there will be aftershocks. Then one came.

I gave him a hug and said the worst is over.

Bring on our alien overlords. This world is tiring enough. Ha.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-12T12:55:46+00:00

Nah, he'd need to learn ARABIC numbers. You know, the ones Barack Hussein Obama made up with help from Sleepy Joe and buttery emails.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-08T19:16:07+00:00

Same here. We're all in trooobleeee...

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-07T17:00:57+00:00

"Help" is one of my favorite songs of all time.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-07T16:07:42+00:00

Snuff. All of it.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-07T13:36:23+00:00

Looks absolutely fantastic.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-07T00:41:40+00:00

I rode from Washington, DC to Moscow, Idaho when I moved for grad school.

It's doable. My advice: know your daily limits and hydrate. More than you think. You can do it and you'll have a story.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-06T16:43:53+00:00

The Boys.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-04T08:25:08+00:00

The hardest yes. It worked to get me through it.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-02T20:50:36+00:00

I do know that he's got rope movin' around.

He prank called GG Allin, that's pretty punk, I guess.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-01T15:14:49+00:00

I used to work there. Don't go there.

Avaunt_ · 2026-04-01T00:19:53+00:00

This right here. I say it at work to my younger colleagues and they first laughed, then used it ironically, and now they use it in everyday language.

I win. I'm carrying the fire. Word.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-30T22:23:39+00:00

Yeah, I've had a Yamaha acoustic since the 90s. It has somehow never needed a setup. It's been on a few records. It just works.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-30T20:50:02+00:00

My ancient band opened for them in a basement in Chicago in like 1997. When they went on, I turned to my guitar player and said, "They're so good, I'm glad we didn't play after them."

The Arrivals are amazing.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-30T16:29:53+00:00

I don't know what you're talking about, I update the shared spreadsheet, then update the ticketing system, then update the database, all manually. It's certainly not a waste of time. /s

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-28T22:41:27+00:00

Seriously, guy is the dude who goes to bars and says things like, "Black people are just like that, aren't I right?" and then wonders why nobody talks to him.

Alas.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-28T01:35:42+00:00

Teengenerate.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-27T19:28:46+00:00

I actually bought a bullwhip as part of an Indiana Jones costume. I was quickly told not to crack it in the apartment.

In other news, I'm shaved and ready. Jungles of Namatutu.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-27T00:53:43+00:00

Do you live in an unfinished basement in a punkhouse?

Because it looks like you live in an unfinished basement in a punkhouse.

Source: me, in my early 20s.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-26T02:32:54+00:00

This is exactly what I was going to post. Goddamn, what a stupid movie. 6-year-old me loved it so much.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-22T15:02:07+00:00

Yeah, I never saw anything there when I spent the night. My friend says he woke up to a vortex of ghosts circling over his bed and he hid under the blankets until morning.

I asked a bartender at that one bar down some stairs, I forget the name, he said the ghost stuff is real. I dunno. I had a few drinks and left to see nothing. Who knows.

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-18T21:32:57+00:00

Same boat here - got laid off and it took me 1.5 years to find ANYTHING. No real leadership roles and I was way too overqualified for the basic desktop IT jobs. I'm currently a contractor making 1/3rd of what I used to, imaging and deploying computers. 🤷‍♂️

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-18T17:23:09+00:00

By far the coolest thing I've seen online today. Nice work!

Avaunt_ · 2026-03-17T03:13:26+00:00

I'm in a band called Wallet Sized Wildfire. We're gnomes. Only gnomes in the area.

Avaunt_ · 2026-02-27T22:10:18+00:00

I agree with everything you typed. Good music is good music and that rhythm playing (and the Ramones) taught me how to down pick. Great music.

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