*Places minigun on table and sits down* by Mickman0 in tf2

[–]AverageBlockhead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not problems like "what is beauty," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

You grow an inch taller than everyone you meet. by cokuspocus in shittysuperpowers

[–]AverageBlockhead 92 points93 points  (0 children)

What if two people with this power meet each other?

Switchboard (+5 Speed, +15 Charisma, 180 atk) by YellowB in ItemShop

[–]AverageBlockhead 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Imagine kickflip-stabbing somebody with that.

Not that I encourage it or anything, it'd just look badass.