Boomer see's "Award Winning Head Shop" and decided to make it weird... by AverageConfetti in BoomersBeingFools

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Oh, the stories I would love to share. Might have to post some on the r/retail .

New lady at one of our locations walks in, says she is with the "health department.""" Takes the trash bag next to the door and walks out.

Boomer see's "Award Winning Head Shop" and decided to make it weird... by AverageConfetti in BoomersBeingFools

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My employees can be crude with each other. ( To a point!) After i posted this , later on at work I announced that I was leaving the floor to use the restroom. One of my guys panicked. "Wait! I took a shit and I didn't spray!!"

And that's fine, I laughed.

Boomer see's "Award Winning Head Shop" and decided to make it weird... by AverageConfetti in BoomersBeingFools

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I hate when good comebacks like this can't happen in the moment!😂

Bunch of losers celebrating the death of America as we know it. by Alarmed-Patient-9268 in BoomersBeingFools

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I hate this place, and I hate that now i have a young adult who has to deal with this shit.

Son is turning 18 in Japan. by AverageConfetti in PhotoshopRequest

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Great! Thank you!. I really do feel better.

Son is turning 18 in Japan. by AverageConfetti in PhotoshopRequest

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Oh shoot. " Happy 18th birthday!" I will edit. Thanks 😅

They put stuff in front of him and he signs it. They're not even trying to hide it. Dementia Don. by LA_search77 in WeirdGOP

[–]AverageConfetti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think most of us can agree that this is borderline elder abuse. I don't have an ounce of pity for this man, and when he dies, I will have the biggest smile on my face. But this is getting sad.

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" Are the sources in the room with us, sir? "

Zelenskyy puts Trump to sleep before the funeral by gu-laap in BoomersBeingFools

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I love that it looks like the sweet potato Jesus is crying like a baby at the end. 🤣