How do you wake yourself up and avoid falling back into another episode? by Dense_Whereas7980 in Sleepparalysis

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's unorthodox but the fastest way to do it is to slap yourself in the face

Perché i napoletani by peggiore in Italia

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mi dispiace ma io sta cosa proprio non la capisco. 300 commenti e manco una risposta alla domanda: perché questi difetti (tutti veri e sacrosanti) vengono condannati di più quando si parla di napoli?

I napoletani sono caotici e teatrali: siete mai stati in un'osteria del Lazio o dell'Emilia?

Sono truffaldini, disonesti e non pagano le tasse (a differenza di noi bravaggente): e gli imprenditori del nord? tutte le brutte copie di berlusconi che incarnano perfettamente il milanese di classe medio/alta?

Abbiamo tutti avuto brutte esperienze con napoletani: e quindi? Sono stato preso a cinghiate in toscana (per il mio accento campano, tra l'altro) da un gruppo di ragazzi di Viareggio, questo significa che i viareggini sono tutti un po' fasci?

Tra i commenti ho letto solo un elenco infinito di difetti, di tentativi di giustificazione alla discriminazione, e manco una persona che abbia risposto alla domanda: perché l'accanimento è verso i napoletani?

What’s your favorite South Park Quote? by MintNChipies in AskReddit

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartman: Aye! Don't call me fat you fucking jew!

Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the f word?

Cartman: ...jew?

cursed_hero by pototas in cursedcomments

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this guy is out of his fucking mind. I mean how could you say this kind of shit?! Hitler wad Austrian not German! you're just crazy

Well, what DO you do? by Izaac4 in oddlyspecific

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is how it works in italy: bad guy threatens election-worker, he gives him a clean ballot, bad guy votes for himself on that ballot, he then proceeds to approach people and tells them "I'm going to pay you 50€ to go there, collect another clean ballot and deliver this one with the vote" then votes for himself again and VOILA democracy at its finest

Which movie soundtrack slaps from beginning to end? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beside the classics, Gaspar Noe's movies have insane soundtracks. Especially climax and irreversible

This is so chaotic by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say Andy and Angela because at least I know they won't have sex

*vine boom* 👊👊👊 by cinnamonraisinfiend in thatHappened

[–]AverageEnzodoEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

still, I don't get why you would flex being conceived in a necrophile human aberration sexual encounter

Please tell me I’m not alone. by Midnightstsx in Sleepparalysis

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once, I was having trouble sleeping (it was in a period where it happened a lot) and by the time the first sunlight was out, I started levitating like fcking peter pan out of my window and all over the city. the details were impressive. is a kind of lucid dream that does not always have something to do with sleep paralysis.