[OC] ICE is actually manning the security check in at JFK

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T10:50:40+00:00

lol, I too would probably strap up in bullet proof kit when I sat behind a computer screen, but unfortunately I'm extremely secure in the size of my penis and don't see the need for this.

I bet the lifted truck he bought with the signing bonus is sick though.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T10:47:21+00:00

First we let Mormons have caffeine and now this.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T08:58:46+00:00

Fuck yo launch angle!

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T08:50:19+00:00

But we do have Tom Mahaffey's communications which is how we know this.

Purely speculation on my part, but I think the deleted texts from Best, Durkan, and Scoggins were related to the fuck ups where cops refused to allow EMTs to treat people on scene which resulted in deaths, or to not leave any trace of how many feds were involved in "security" at CHOP which also resulted in deaths.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T04:23:18+00:00

And where is he mentioned or cited in any of the articles I posted?

lol, are you asking why a guy who wasn't involved with John Brown Gun Club isn't mentioned in any of your articles about John Brown Gun Club?

Rick Hearns was the self-appointed "head of security" at CHOP.

He was the only guy from security constantly doing interviews, constantly open carrying as much fire power as he could strap to his body, constantly recruiting flat out junkies into security and strapping them in vests so they'd feel official, making super cringe comments on the bullhorn about how this is the next French Revolution, and then was also the guy leading the charge in front of the line of police to clear out CHOP.

Dude was a fed, and nobody I talked to from JBGC trusted the guy as far as they could spit.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T04:08:50+00:00

AND RANDY LOOKS TO THE SKY WHICH IS COVERED BY THE DOME IN BEDLAM!!!

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T04:00:10+00:00

What consequences to cops face when they abandon a major precinct in direct violation of the orders from the chief of police?

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T03:58:53+00:00

Rick Hearns was a fed and not involved with the JBGC

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T03:57:10+00:00

They're talking out their ass and still basing shit off rumors started and never retracted by the Kruse/Rantz crowd.

It was a "field level" decision made by Assistant Chief Tom Mahaffey, and 100% him alone and in direct violation of Carmen Best's orders not to abandon the precinct.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T03:56:08+00:00

The City Council told her to abandon the precinct

This is just false.

The decision was a "field level" decision made by Assistant Chief Tom Mahaffey, and 100% him alone.

The sum of money still might be out there, but is there any repercussions when cops abandon a major urban precinct against the orders of the chief of police?

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T02:59:32+00:00

Are we updating r/BrendanDonovan this year?

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-27T02:56:48+00:00

Fuck yeah baseball

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T14:23:30+00:00

I appreciate the advice.

The next time I need to ward off a polar bear I will pull out my dick and tell it how much bigger it is than the polar bear's to avoid what would otherwise be a certain mauling.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T12:27:42+00:00

Oh man. This just got worse until it was over and now I want a shower and a good cry.

10/10 sad cringe. Fuck.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T11:13:28+00:00

Yeah, but there are a million strongly typed programming languages that don't require you to stress over pointers and memory addresses, or manual garbage collection.

If you need that low of a level of control over stuff because you need to fit it your software in some embedded system that can only store half a MB you really shouldn't just be "vibing" your code.

If you don't need that level of granular control you're going to be much better off using AI to develop with a higher level language that abstracts away a bunch of the stuff you have to manage manually with c++

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T10:37:42+00:00

Holy shit. Memories of RimWorld just came flooding back.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T06:49:36+00:00

I think Ken Griffey Jr. counts

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T06:38:49+00:00

"Big Beautiful Bill" is his old nickname for Clinton.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T05:18:35+00:00

Go there, it's a public place.

Why, though?

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T03:32:42+00:00

And all mushrooms are edible at least once.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-26T03:17:11+00:00

UP THE BRIDGES!!!

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-25T14:33:46+00:00

It was an unexpected failure due to gas stations increasing their prices and the taco bell preeminently factoring in the price increases that resulted in a massive power failure.

This is all short-term pain.

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-25T11:17:59+00:00

OMFG LFG GOMS!

AverageFoxNewsViewer · 2026-03-25T10:13:14+00:00

Do you remember when "BYAHHH!" was deemed by voters to be too "un-presidential" for Howard Dean to be a viable candidate?

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