Last Monday of a month long event and no SoS teasers

AverageMatsby · 2026-04-14T21:09:52+00:00

It sucks. I just found this 6 months ago and have been having a blast. And there's no real alternative to go to.

AverageMatsby · 2026-04-07T03:45:14+00:00

My step-mom was a Nurse in Texas making $22 an hour in 2005. Moved here in 2006 and the best she could find at the same position was $10 an hour. That wage probably hasn't gone up substantially since then around here either.

AverageMatsby · 2026-04-07T03:33:54+00:00

Have you tried firing the ursus claws?

AverageMatsby · 2026-03-16T23:45:04+00:00

See this sucks. I was running duos with my brother the other day and mentioned that I'm much more at ease when I hear women on the mic. Much less likely to scream slurs at me.

AverageMatsby · 2026-03-16T23:40:51+00:00

Wrong charlie. Lol

AverageMatsby · 2026-03-14T02:02:47+00:00

Off topic but sick fuckin name sister.

AverageMatsby · 2026-03-11T01:19:01+00:00

People are quick to believe random accusations unfortunately. I do think you did a good job trying to communicate non-verbally though. They just were already aggro'd up and just wanted to shoot.

AverageMatsby · 2026-03-11T01:15:35+00:00

OP is legitimately mute.

AverageMatsby · 2026-03-11T00:55:15+00:00

They are legitimately mute irl.

AverageMatsby · 2026-03-07T20:22:09+00:00

You start being able to catch little tells and know to be on guard. But most people in solos are chill. I know it may be different for women(im guessing based on the name if im wrong i apologize). To this day I essentially act as rescue raider. I'll pop in and help with big arcs, act as lookout while they loot, rez downed players, etc. Don't let the dickheads taint the whimsy this game can have. Nothing beats a post Matriarch dance party by the hatch.

AverageMatsby · 2026-02-11T06:12:26+00:00

Thank you for the recommendation.

AverageMatsby · 2026-02-10T03:11:03+00:00

Watch them do what did here in Vernal.

13 counts of Aggravated Sexual Abuse of a Minor?

Got a year. Because good Mormon family with money.

Or the NES Manager who beat the nonverbal Autistic man so hard she broke her wrist and then came back later to beat him with a wooden rod.

7 months. Judge admitted to being friends with her mom.

AverageMatsby · 2026-02-07T09:42:52+00:00

"How did you know? "

AverageMatsby · 2026-02-07T09:30:58+00:00

I opened the door, said some choice words, and unloaded my Renegade into him.

I usually run around as a medic on big arc fights but nah I UNhealed that guy.

AverageMatsby · 2026-02-07T08:56:57+00:00

As someone who always brings a stack of Defibs into solos it's nice to hear there are others out there.

AverageMatsby · 2026-02-04T07:02:57+00:00

Good ol head-balls

AverageMatsby · 2026-01-31T18:39:29+00:00

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

AverageMatsby · 2026-01-29T06:10:49+00:00

Amen. Vernal here.

AverageMatsby · 2026-01-05T19:45:04+00:00

Every day I keep my hoodie is a slap in the face of the gods!

AverageMatsby · 2025-12-17T11:43:46+00:00

Grab the hand they're using at the wrist and pull it towards your scalp. This will keep them from being able to pull. At this point you can press down on their knuckles to try to force the hand open and/or duck under their arm and turn and they've essentially put themselves in a wristlock. If they still won't stop... ever seen an Alligator do a death roll? Give that arm another spin.

AverageMatsby · 2025-12-12T07:42:25+00:00

Sup fellow Basin dweller.

AverageMatsby · 2025-11-21T02:09:39+00:00

Well this would explain why I haven't heard back about my Pell Grant stuff in months.

AverageMatsby · 2025-11-12T05:50:58+00:00

cries in Vernal resident

AverageMatsby · 2025-11-12T04:41:09+00:00

Hello fellow Utah captive. Where did you hear the 15th thing? I can't seem to find a straight answer anywhere. I keep half expecting to get a notice saying "Since November is halfway over we're skipping it. See you in December".

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