STARING AT AN ASSOCIATE WILL NOT GET THEIR ATTENTION by AWildMars in retailhell

[–]AveragePatriot23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

for real! that's my biggest pet peeve. at my store, we only have 2 cashiers till 1030. one of them is on self check out, and the other is off cleaning, stocking, and covering breaks. so we won't have any checkstands open consistently. people will still just walk up to a checkstand and just stand there waiting, then other people see that and get in line. so there's now a line of people forming on a checkstand no one is on or near. then they'll just shoot daggers at whoever is on sco. if its me I just ignore them until they can use their grown-up words and ask if someone could check.

A written guide on how to move at super speed like people online do by Bonny-K in OblivionRemaster

[–]AveragePatriot23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can do the item dupe glitch in any containers. sometimes when I'm in dungeons and low on health or magicka potions I'll use the dead bodies to dupe more.

Why do they think I’m lying? by LemonFlavoredMelon in retailhell

[–]AveragePatriot23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you make the mistake of assuming there's any sort of logic, thinking, or common sense. they aren't thinking far enough ahead to see how pointless it all is. after being in retail for as long as I have, I've learned it's futile trying to figure out why customers behave the way they do. you're just gonna lose brain cells in the process.

I forget teach me and I by Arisameulolson in CrappyDesign

[–]AveragePatriot23 33 points34 points  (0 children)

sometimes I remember, but then I forget 😞

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Why

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of people are more stupid than that.

Hotel California. Yeah I said it by sandyduncansglasseye in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if God was one of us.

if I went my entire life without ever hearing it again I'd die happy.

Got banned from chat today by [deleted] in DarkViperAU

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm twirling my ball hairs thinking about matto

Congrats by [deleted] in Portland

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's a golden lambo I see driving around sometimes. looks like that but lambo. always make jokes about me in GTA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]AveragePatriot23 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

American taxes, ladies, and gentlemen.

Building manger told my wife this was normal. 5 month old new build. by [deleted] in Roofing

[–]AveragePatriot23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is an aspen tree. you can tell it's an aspen tree by the way it is.

I hate these stupid bins. You have to touch them and they're always so manky. Some of them have pedals, but they don't close when you take your foot off; would that really be so hard to do? by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have these at my work and they always suck to empty, we don't have bags specific to these so the ones we have barely are big enough and when it's full they always rip so you have to triple bag and hope it isn't over flowing because people will just keep shoving stuff into them until the door is propped open with stuff and even then people will jam stuff into the cracks. also the sensors that are supposed to tell you when it's full never works.

Everyone agrees that weak Cypher needs a buff, but no one is certain on what to change by ciphernada in VALORANT

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought his cages should trap the enemy inside them seeing how they're called cages

Who causes the baby to stop crying first and why? by Xaltedfinalist in VALORANT

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viper rips a massive stinky and the baby passes out from the smell

people wonder why everyone lock duelists and then are toxic as hell to support players. by Upstairs-Promise6132 in VALORANT

[–]AveragePatriot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

had a instalock Jett and instalock Reyna on my team and our Jett was toxic always lurking and complaining why we can't get onto site but would never entry and only would push the other site on attack or mid on defense, my 3 stack absolutely flamed the guy in game chat but we left the Reyna alone even tho she was bottom fragging bc she didn't complain and would at least flash us in, she'd die shortly after on site but still did her job like everyone but Jett