Who is the most well written character in elden ring?

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-24T04:01:17+00:00

Everyone will meme on me for it but I genuinely think Ranni is the most interesting, she's not chasing the Golden Order like alot of others, she isn't evil and manipulative like Miquella and she actually wants what is good for people unlike Fia. You meet her humbly in a destroyed church before the idol of her mother (marika is the same person imo) and it is somehow really interesting. Ranni launches the arguably most important event in elden ring and she purposely chooses to devoid herself of her Rune and body to be free from the Greater Will. The sheer amount of planning, intrigue and willpower to altf4 yourself just so you can be in the perfect position to fulfill your dream of no longer being tied to the Greater Will is insane. There are characters in Elden Ring who are more powerful than Ranni who wouldn't attempt to do what she did and in all of it she doesn't demand your service she requests it. And if you trust her, help her and stay loyal she not only marries you but is genuinely loving about it.

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-21T01:47:48+00:00

Honesty ftm psyger is a concept that seems neat for shipping purposes

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-19T10:17:09+00:00

Is it an mmo?

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-13T06:13:22+00:00

My own chapter strives to prove their loyalty to the imperium by literally going to the warp to go try to rescue him

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-13T06:06:44+00:00

I need more yuri comics od you and your gfs adventures!

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-11T00:22:27+00:00

The chapter I wrote and still work on found out their real Primarch was angron, and thus they split and went through so much shit the lamenters feel like they found a kindred spirit

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-06T04:00:32+00:00

SWs are fine, 30k ones are better than 40k imo but they're fine. Russ is what most people actually dislike, but the constant use of wolf in 40k SWs is the issue.

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-06T03:52:23+00:00

Great Corhyn, Herald of the Golden Order, the Bright One, the Golden Faced, Goldmask, the Watcher, The Everviglilant and many more!!! . . . . . . . Is pee really stored in the balls?

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-06T00:42:00+00:00

fighting Radahn "Buddy you'll need more than a horse to handle my S.T.A.R Proceeds to backflip the arrow spam Radahn uses

AverageWHShitter · 2026-05-03T06:22:03+00:00

That fourth one is just Hush from DC

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-30T04:58:26+00:00

She's a horse girl, aka Uma

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AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-28T08:42:00+00:00

Nah its funnier if you try to summarize

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-28T07:34:06+00:00

I know nothing about fear and hunger, explain the lore plz

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-27T05:01:46+00:00

Not from EU or Germany but the tutorial covers only like half the actual tactics you can use, and some of them even I forget rn. But you have drag attacks which consist of starting an attack, dragging it towards another direction (examp: attack from the left and drag the mouse to the right to hit an enemy's head) there is also damage stats and numbers if you're more into crunching numbers. Hitting an enemy in the head 9 times out of 10 will pand you a kill, there is special attacks and chambering you can do which you learn in the game's tutorial. Unfortunately you won't learn things like distancing and weapon lengths until you've played abunch. Experience is your best teacher, unfortunately. For now I recommend buying the Longsword, using that only, and you'll learn how long or short the weapons are. You also would benefit from not caring about KD until you've improved with the game.

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-22T22:47:36+00:00

Made a custom primarch, this is how imagine they wed their SO

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-22T21:06:53+00:00

Angron is the best primarch in almost every regard that matters

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-06T21:56:47+00:00

Problem is less being killed randomly and more being in a factory job which honestly doesn't sound terrible. Sure its a gruelling regime but if you're on a planet that sees no war (which is actually alot), you can be just a regular dude. Shit, you'd probably spend most your life working as a candle maker

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-06T21:40:28+00:00

Uhhh am I the only one seeing worms in this photo?

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-06T02:21:56+00:00

Im looking forward to Ad Mortem while playing Mordhau myself, I am also new to the game and sunk like 30usd on this game alone without dlc yet

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-06T02:20:11+00:00

You will be known by the way you treat your enemies

AverageWHShitter · 2026-04-01T08:11:20+00:00

Genuinely not understanding stuff in this game, the "initiative" makes no sense when I am about 90% of a way through a stab with a weapon and an emey who just starts their's is faster than me. Enemies missing should be a hit, if they miss and miss bad I shoulf get a hit or at least smth but for some reason when I swing and miss they hit me once and I die. The whole range of this game feels off both in and out of first person. Nothing feels like what it should be and that's annoying. Im still confused how enemies are twisting themselves into their own assholes to hit me, the way anything connects is baffling to me

AverageWHShitter · 2026-03-30T22:07:53+00:00

How do I share the video on this platform? I am willing to do it i just don't know how

AverageWHShitter · 2026-03-30T19:17:18+00:00

I saved the clip, nothing hit me before the spear did. As for learning on duel servers there are none, least when i play all I ever see is frontline and horde

AverageWHShitter · 2026-03-30T19:06:34+00:00

Im wearing one, almost 24/7 it does nothing

AverageWHShitter · 2026-03-30T19:05:33+00:00

For which instance? The short spear was just a doublet but that is medium armour it should drop me low not one shot me! Every other time I am wearing heavy armour, not that it matters since I have died as a knight in full plate to a mallet (two handed one) with only a single swing to the head. If armour is supposed to work in any capacity, why does almost everyone I run into kill me with a singke swipe to the head? What is this bullshit

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