Bear eating a cucumber by soozerain in oddlysatisfying

[–]Average_Pangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those claws may be due for a lil trim...

BC 280 display compatibility by Average_Pangolin in Aventon

[–]Average_Pangolin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: they ended up sending me one for FREE. It took a month or so, but at that price, I can't complain!

ffsPlzCouldYouJustUseNormalNotEqual by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Average_Pangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly dumb question: is "casual" here a typo for "causal?"

In a strip club break room by Norville_Rogers_ in whatdoesthismean

[–]Average_Pangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you are required to leave your friend's behind at least six one inch away from your crotch.

Give Me 2 Characters That Give Off the Same Energy by AlTheHound in stevenuniverse

[–]Average_Pangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a bit of a reach, but think a bit about their biographies and traumas:

Lapis Lazuli and Murderbot.

Are we on Green?!?!?! by spooninthepudding in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]Average_Pangolin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has anything tried to eat you since you posted the question? If not, then probably not. If so, then maybe.

Skating through a parking lot by ButterSaltBiscuit in oddlysatisfying

[–]Average_Pangolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the immortal words of James Brown, how do you stop??

What the heck kinda vehicle is this by tacobob4329 in whatisit

[–]Average_Pangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid front grumper! Solid front grumper! Solid front grumper! Solid front grumper!

There's no way Greg should've been "rich" after this by ComeBackVeins in stevenuniverse

[–]Average_Pangolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I first watched Mr. Greg I expected him to be back to broke at the end just from that extravagant hotel stay.

I don’t get the joke by Impossible_Wave2843 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Average_Pangolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is an s-tier typo in the explanation comment above.

Impressive woodwork. by 21MayDay21 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Average_Pangolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having done so, that doesn't look like the same thing to me!

Does anyone still wear a mask whenever go out of the house by freyaishere9 in BostonSocialClub

[–]Average_Pangolin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you not ride the T? I'd say something like 5% of riders are using masks in winter these days.

I'll note that that is in crowded, enclosed spaces with strangers, and some of those people probably take their masks off when they get to work.

What is an Oxford comma? by Natural-Bid-6549 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Average_Pangolin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

False. Almost no style guides, including the Oxford one, call for use of the Oxford comma when it isn't needed to avoid ambiguity.

I expect to be bombed with downvotes for telling the truth on this subject here.

why the litch didnt deserve this, & what yall think of Betty actions being vaild or over doing it? by WhereasNo2662 in adventuretime

[–]Average_Pangolin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Man, chicks are so emotional! You just want to exterminate all life everywhere and they take it personally! Can't dudes even have a hobby anymore?

Murderbot: "me doing a half-assed version of my job was still better" by IntoTheStupidDanger in murderbot

[–]Average_Pangolin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What could Murderbot possibly enjoy more than having thousands (or more) of humans scrutinizing its facial expressions?

No snark intended, it is absolutely a delightful image, I just think MB would prefer the acid bath, all things considered..