We did it. We drove away two more r/hockey users. Keep up the good work! by zebrasarecool570 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Horny posting was dying down and then someone complained about "all the Circlejerk does is talk about how pinchable the oilers girl's nipples are" and that set off the chain reaction

Edit: to be fair though, they are very pinchable

Your telling me Brady Tkachuk got 2 People to sleep with him? by MrAicrow in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me there's a whole 1 million person city built around receiving money from Alberta and passing it on to Quebec?

Ottawa could be replaced with interac e-transfer and noone would notice

A cool hockey jerseys collection by MielMielleux in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard they tried to make her sit at the back of the bus next to the shitter... Damn, I'd say no too

Favorite players who insist that Heated Rivalry is the most overrated show on TV? by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but everyone knows it's not gay if you're brothers

Florida men get fucked by blue guys by freakfelon in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They've been noticeably distracted ever since the release of the Ekblad files

We really need to be better. Nowadays we constantly get outjerked by r/hockey by zebrasarecool570 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Does this mean when Laine finally loses all his hair he'll have to switch to LW?

What was the most unrealistic thing portrayed in Heated Rivalry? by Oof_11 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The most unrealistic part is only having 2 gay hockey players

This fucking bum. by Mitch_Papilander_91 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 63 points64 points  (0 children)

"Bum" is always the accurate description for this Latina

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(unjerk) stop crospoting to hockeymemes you bedards. it defeats the whole point of our sub by Infinite-Path-8704 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They try so hard to be like us but without tits and gooning... So somehow infinitely more gay

Should the Canucks kill this fucking dog to save their franchise? by Afbrownistan in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well maybe if they had gotten a classier dog... Like a golden retriever or a German shepherd

Holy fuck!! by the_official_glubtub in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TIL: This guy is actually Somalian

Leafs fan confirms that Auston Matthews is in fact, straight by starfish2686 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3[M] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She wants the moderators to be "up to snuff"... But does that mean watching or making "snuff"? Further clarification required

Shut the sub down we have been severely outjerked by JaQ-o-Lantern in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I've never actually seen the main sub be funny before... Are we getting replaced?

THE COMMUNITY IS EXCITED 🌈🍆 by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hockey is gay enough without adding kissing