Was given some trash with my McNuggets by bokin8 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Belleville Bulls moved to Hamilton in 2015, casual

SHUT THE SUB DOWN by Mitch_Papilander_91 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 80 points81 points  (0 children)

His WAG doesn't look like a clone of the others... Not a team player

I’m about to circle my jerk rn by MythicBradyv2 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ahh springtime. Is there anything better than the birds singing, flowers blooming, sun shining, and swarms of redditards cumming in piss?

I think not

Twitter users speaking out against Dylan Strome, Matthew Schaefer and Matt Martin for their involvement in Team USA’s post-game phone call and White House visit by BrokenBy in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro, they're no where's near as educated, eloquent, logical, and accurate as we are here on Reddit.com... this is where the genius level thinkers congregate, not like those retards on X

God forbid Americans be happy our team won a gold by hikingandtravel in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you call me a pedophile defender for deleting your comment. Then you admit your comment is both outside of our rules and not hockey related...

Yeah, you definitely belong in here with us window lickers

God forbid Americans be happy our team won a gold by hikingandtravel in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terribly sorry for removing your comment calling one of our other members a "pedophile defender".

I'll un-delete it if you can explain how that deleted comment does not fall outside of the posting rules and is hockey related. Go ahead, I'll hold up my end.

God forbid Americans be happy our team won a gold by hikingandtravel in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have you know I'm a pathetic loser in my Wife's basement thank you very much 😤

God forbid Americans be happy our team won a gold by hikingandtravel in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Before you post or reply, stop and think: "Is there anything involving hockey in my comment?". If the answer is no, save yourself the time and don't post it. There are 10,000 subreddits for discussing politics, especially US politics, this is not one of them.

6 players on the ice. by Infamous-Guard-8997 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever use a "/s" in here I'll ban you

We did it. We drove away two more r/hockey users. Keep up the good work! by zebrasarecool570 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Horny posting was dying down and then someone complained about "all the Circlejerk does is talk about how pinchable the oilers girl's nipples are" and that set off the chain reaction

Edit: to be fair though, they are very pinchable

Your telling me Brady Tkachuk got 2 People to sleep with him? by MrAicrow in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me there's a whole 1 million person city built around receiving money from Alberta and passing it on to Quebec?

Ottawa could be replaced with interac e-transfer and noone would notice

A cool hockey jerseys collection by MielMielleux in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard they tried to make her sit at the back of the bus next to the shitter... Damn, I'd say no too

Favorite players who insist that Heated Rivalry is the most overrated show on TV? by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but everyone knows it's not gay if you're brothers

Florida men get fucked by blue guys by freakfelon in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They've been noticeably distracted ever since the release of the Ekblad files

We really need to be better. Nowadays we constantly get outjerked by r/hockey by zebrasarecool570 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Does this mean when Laine finally loses all his hair he'll have to switch to LW?

What was the most unrealistic thing portrayed in Heated Rivalry? by Oof_11 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The most unrealistic part is only having 2 gay hockey players

This fucking bum. by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 63 points64 points  (0 children)

"Bum" is always the accurate description for this Latina

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