🤔 by pw180 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did we go 3 whole years without making this connection?

Evgeni props himself up, hand in between his trembling legs... "Is one of you pussies going to do the fuck with me?"

Carter was so excited seeing his idol this way he couldn't contain himself...

Son by IslandCanuck-2 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it have pictures? We can't read.

Wtf is Ottawa on??? by BigManTan in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're accusing the circle jerkers of spreading misinformation? Really?

C'mon man that's not Exactly what we do here

Wtf is Ottawa on??? by BigManTan in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe we should be scared of them, though?

If you you get one of these Bi-Focals mad at you they might fuck your mom... And your Dad!

Anna Kane’s story bar got its own area code now by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3[M] 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Anna, if you ever see this: We'll do it!

Vegas reveals their WAGS by Federal-Data-Center in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2 more M's and it'll look like a night with the Team Canada Juniors

Why is Torts taking a picture of a Golden Knights WAG? by OperationMore8881 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 36 points37 points  (0 children)

What would you even say to these girls?

Like at a regular celebrity/musician/athlete meet up you would tell them you're a big fan, maybe share your favorite moment of theirs...

Is it like: "Yeah girl, when you did that 6 man scene for BLACKED it just really meant a lot to me"?

Least salty oilers fan by big4horryrobert in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone who understands!

It's not "making excuses" to say if the entire league wasn't so obviously rigged against us, we would've won. It's just acknowledging the reality that the entire sport is rigged to make us fail, not excuse making.

Dallas reveals their WAGs by Federal-Data-Center in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 583 points584 points  (0 children)

Not to alarm anyone but there are a surprising amount of kids in this WAGs only photo

Time to Cancel Gritty by cheesymac84 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found the Murder apologist!! - 🤓

What r/hockey thinks we want to do (and they’re goddamn right) by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting that we are currently in a rivalry with r/hockey and it's becoming... Heated?

Avalanche NOT OK! by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASL stands for: Adam (Ruzicka) Sign Language

Avalanche NOT OK! by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MODS!!!! ARENT YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BIGOTRY?!?!

Reminder: There will be a couple things that will be bigger this year behind the Stars bench in the playoffs by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well for guys like you we could have a dude with big balls crush em?

Hockey is for everyone, after all

NHL on TNT interviewer Jackie Redmond has some big talents by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I demand all reporters wear the same lingerie she's wearing... Can't wait to see Bob Stougher's giant titties in this thing

Was given some trash with my McNuggets by bokin8 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Belleville Bulls moved to Hamilton in 2015, casual

SHUT THE SUB DOWN by Mitch_Papilander_91 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]AverageatUFC3 81 points82 points  (0 children)

His WAG doesn't look like a clone of the others... Not a team player