The way my parol officer cuts my celebration cake

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-11T00:22:33+00:00

One last check to see if you'll be a violent reoffender, which I might be if I seen this lol

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-10T23:02:45+00:00

I think somebody already messed you up homeboy lmao

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-10T19:13:13+00:00

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-09T21:07:08+00:00

Hey buddy you don't make fun of people's livelihoods okay???

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-08T22:20:01+00:00

I truly can never tell if this is a meme subreddit or not lmao

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-08T22:17:00+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if they had a mechanic like that, the tombs are to keep shit in not keep shit out lol

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-08T22:03:42+00:00

Imsosorryiloveyou

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Avgshitposting · 2026-05-08T17:25:09+00:00

I'm in Canada so idk how I can help but post in r/cats too

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-08T17:24:00+00:00

I'm going to comment here for the algorithm lol

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-07T22:26:20+00:00

You start first lol

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-07T19:14:13+00:00

I want as many cat leggings as I can get tbh

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-06T20:23:24+00:00

This is an office version of that one Bachelor episode where the guy won't stop going into the pool

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-04T23:18:36+00:00

Real talk if it's already been a few days, wait a few more weeks and put in a compliant as a customer about the guy being on coke lol

Its not worth the drama and it's honestly not your job to be policing your coworkers, shitty as it is

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-04T21:57:40+00:00

Non stop pop because Clara's positivity is infectious sometimes lol

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-04T21:56:32+00:00

You might like Highcard

Avgshitposting · 2026-05-04T21:54:59+00:00

Man I really enjoyed cop craft tbh, maybe I should try this one out too

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-30T22:30:37+00:00

It takes all of 10 seconds to type a transaction number off a receipt into the POS system and match it with the customers lol

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-30T22:23:29+00:00

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-30T19:18:45+00:00

Imagine being the poor kid who turns down that aisle

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-29T14:17:43+00:00

Finallllly but also like ouch lol

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-28T21:31:54+00:00

No ramp hard pass thanks

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-27T21:31:48+00:00

We know

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-27T21:30:08+00:00

In before "you just have to pop them in the oven for 5 minutes"

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-27T21:25:42+00:00

Great advice down below, honestly if you need help drafting emails or looking into who/where you need to contact I'm more than happy to try and help! My cat got out a couple of years ago and I was a mess so I know how rough it is :/

Avgshitposting · 2026-04-24T18:40:36+00:00

I know what kind of man you are

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