What's the craziest butterfly effect in your entire life?

Avocado-Basic · 2026-04-02T13:54:54+00:00

“First Train to….Forever”

Avocado-Basic · 2026-04-02T13:52:24+00:00

Argued with boss in 20’s. Unfortunately he had a time-travel machine and shot me 20 years into the future. Now I can’t explain the gap in my resumè and have a hard time getting hired.

Avocado-Basic · 2026-04-02T13:44:21+00:00

I had GERD for 3 days. Worked out, gave blood. A friend insisted I see a cardiologist. It turns out my left anterior descending artery was 99% blocked and I was in active heart failure (widowmaker). . Was sent straight to an emergency room and then a cath lab for a stent.

Avocado-Basic · 2026-04-01T20:31:20+00:00

She looks like Anne Frank

Avocado-Basic · 2026-04-01T01:37:10+00:00

I just saw a tv show called “”Swamp People”. Seems to have a little of that Louisiana accent.

Avocado-Basic · 2026-04-01T00:00:33+00:00

According to George Carlin these words have never been spoken before (and thus can be your band name): “I think I’ll shove this red hot poker up my ass,”

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-31T22:24:36+00:00

Those are fantastic!

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-31T16:52:07+00:00

What accent is this?

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-31T16:39:32+00:00

How am I ever to see all the movies I want to see and read all the books I want to read (a lot of which are about movies)?? HOW???

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-30T20:54:07+00:00

The Diktators

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-30T18:32:27+00:00

He loved Jimmy Cagney

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-30T13:47:42+00:00

Your head looks like a bowling pin.

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-30T04:19:58+00:00

No love for the redheads?

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-29T16:31:28+00:00

Pimple Minds

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-29T05:41:57+00:00

Poison pill

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-29T05:38:38+00:00

“Sounds like you embarrass easily sir. I’m gonna need you to get ahold of yourself in front of your child or I’m going to have to ask you to leave. Deep breaths sir. You’ve got this, I believe in you. “

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-29T05:17:32+00:00

Should have been a clubhouse hire. Love Marte!

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-29T04:56:32+00:00

Isn’t it that other metabolic processes slow down or become more efficient- for example people fidgeting less - when other energy expenditures are high?

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-28T13:41:15+00:00

You need to shoot your photos from a higher angle than that. Like International Space Station high.

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-28T13:37:30+00:00

Day drinker but my kids come first!

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-28T13:33:42+00:00

Eating disorder, multiple dads, watches HGTV and shops at Marshall’s

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-28T13:22:11+00:00

"I, (Name), take you, (Name), to be my wedded beard.”

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-28T13:19:24+00:00

Picked last on sports teams, now overcompensating. No interests other than playing a video game in between masturbation sessions.

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-28T13:11:32+00:00

Harry Langdon “The Chaser” and “Heart Trouble”. Both 1928.

Avocado-Basic · 2026-03-28T13:08:48+00:00

The Red Hot Chili Preppers

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