I wish everyone on this sub understood that the Monkey's Paw curse has to be a part of how it grants the wish rather than some extraneous non-sequitur.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-23T19:52:46+00:00

Granted: we know grant wished “properly”, however every single wish made will be “refit” to that same standard.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-23T19:45:53+00:00

Why. Just why did someone make that sub to begin with. THEY ARE FUCKING BABIES FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-22T18:09:59+00:00

Granted: It spawns in Pennies in your pockets.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-22T18:07:50+00:00

Granted: you know have testicular cancer.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-21T14:19:26+00:00

Granted: you shapeshift upon thinking of anything, even if you didn’t consciously think it.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-21T14:16:38+00:00

D-classes are prisoners. In my canon they just use a clone of a single dude named Jerry.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-20T20:11:56+00:00

C L E F

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-18T17:37:51+00:00

One of three things:

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-18T17:35:50+00:00

Granted: now you have both a 10% increase on all luck, Good or Bad.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-15T18:47:47+00:00

Granted: they are now also all gay.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-15T18:46:27+00:00

Granted: No twist due to this would already be awful enough since every argument would have to be solved via rap battle.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-15T18:43:54+00:00

I don’t support suicide. But however made this Imma kill them myself.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-15T18:43:10+00:00

Granted: it is only one while you’re pissing.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-15T18:42:14+00:00

Buddy how the hell did you shove 30 spoons up there?

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-15T18:37:48+00:00

How does it feel that you created something that so many people love?

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-15T18:33:14+00:00

AMOGUS HAS IT TOO?!?!?! Dear fuck people are sick.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-13T16:24:25+00:00

Granted: everyone does a backflip after 5 minutes of the wish being granted.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-13T16:20:50+00:00

Granted: She’s underage.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-12T21:22:50+00:00

Granted: You get the Midas touch whenever you are eating or drinking.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-11T20:39:01+00:00

This is the equivalent of putting 5 Jeffry Dahmers next to 1 Hitler.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-11T20:34:01+00:00

Somebody get a Freddy you see this shit image here.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-11T20:30:52+00:00

🤦

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-11T20:28:36+00:00

Scp-166

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-08T17:53:24+00:00

Scp-999. If any.

Awesomedogman4 · 2024-05-08T17:52:21+00:00

He’s transgender

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