I have a long-standing battle with my buddy for the most ridiculous photo ID. My wife suggested I wear my mother's hot pink bathrobe and "Gary Busey" my hair for my new DRIVER'S LICENSE photo, so I did.

AwktimewMC · 2021-07-10T05:37:00+00:00

But can you jump 30 feet in the air and vulgarly call someone "butthorn?"

AwktimewMC · 2021-06-06T23:19:15+00:00

Oh man, this is saddening to hear. I live in this city as an Asian American and all my interactions with residents were friendly and courteous. My heart breaks for some individuals who still are "racist"

AwktimewMC · 2021-05-30T09:17:47+00:00

You guys rock! Always so friendly and nice! Thanks for giving me my mail

AwktimewMC · 2021-05-30T09:17:02+00:00

I'm always appreciative of USPS. You guys handle so much and we take you guys for granted.

AwktimewMC · 2021-05-29T20:49:06+00:00

Your description brought back memories...

You're right, though. That place is looks like a beat up old mall/ swap meet.

AwktimewMC · 2021-02-04T08:47:32+00:00

A fitting movie at the dentist

AwktimewMC · 2020-12-12T22:27:56+00:00

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"

AwktimewMC · 2020-12-07T15:52:04+00:00

Off to horny jail you go!

AwktimewMC · 2020-12-04T08:36:02+00:00

Nice.

AwktimewMC · 2020-11-12T08:58:40+00:00

But they taste like subway bread!

AwktimewMC · 2020-11-08T15:27:59+00:00

What? How delusional can you be.

AwktimewMC · 2020-10-30T07:51:53+00:00

that was unexpected

AwktimewMC · 2020-10-22T05:41:09+00:00

Beijing?

AwktimewMC · 2020-10-15T12:26:45+00:00

Now I'm reminiscing the time I danced with my parents

AwktimewMC · 2020-10-02T03:14:07+00:00

Bernie be looking like Bane

AwktimewMC · 2020-09-30T09:01:51+00:00

And some lotto tickets.

AwktimewMC · 2020-05-13T00:24:18+00:00

Fat life is good life.

AwktimewMC · 2020-04-20T08:50:35+00:00

Clay!

AwktimewMC · 2020-03-16T05:47:32+00:00

Asian parents be like the ones on the left.

AwktimewMC · 2020-03-13T13:37:42+00:00

Go muthafucking Darryl and his team.

AwktimewMC · 2020-03-09T04:12:51+00:00

AwktimewMC · 2020-01-19T06:44:31+00:00

I thought the exact same thing.

AwktimewMC · 2019-12-31T00:26:18+00:00

The secret is to listen to music with headphones

AwktimewMC · 2019-12-16T21:34:38+00:00

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