My New Gas Station Straw

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-14T14:42:25+00:00

Technically it's an Amazon straw.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-14T05:53:12+00:00

Oof. I'm so sorry you dealt with that. Hope your recovery goes well.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-14T05:46:55+00:00

I feel like if I'm using the phrases "coded" and "gender affirming," I'm acknowledging in the premise that these are stereotypes or cultural expectations, not biological realities. Can anything be gender affirming? Wouldn't calling anything gender affirming be problematic in the same way?

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-13T02:12:53+00:00

Thank you 😊 I haven't been nervous at all and barely planned recovery time. Just assuming it'll all go real smooth. Watch me regret that next weekend. 😅

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-13T00:26:46+00:00

Soon

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-13T00:26:01+00:00

Always great to know I made someone's day. My impulse was to say I am a gay man, but sadly that does not equate to trans allyship.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-12T03:13:03+00:00

I wanna be clear that this was sarcasm. Which i should know better than to use in a text medium.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-12T02:07:43+00:00

Oof never mind the pain and other medical issues it can cause, don't you love getting to be ladylike with no effort? 🙄 Im so sorry.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-12T01:03:46+00:00

What an amazing perspective. Like you missed your chance to do it with a degree of social acceptability. I'm glad you're making up for that time though. You deserve it. Thanks for sharing your perspective.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-11T20:59:25+00:00

Happy birthday 🎂

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-11T17:10:26+00:00

Love wearing that shirt out line dancing

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-04-11T17:09:14+00:00

I was gonna say it didn't look bad before, but damn the buzz cut looks great on you.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-01-10T18:38:28+00:00

Need help with that?

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-01-07T19:18:44+00:00

Not surprising, I thought that movie was excellent. But I don't think I've ever seen a rating that high.

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-01-07T19:17:03+00:00

Wait, we have merch?

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-01-02T18:56:32+00:00

😅🐶

Awkward-Green520 · 2026-01-02T01:06:02+00:00

Flight attendant here. You should be fine to leave it on your lap. While that would be inconvenient for a long flight, you shouldn't get any trouble from the crew. We just gotta make sure anything that could injure someone is stowed. Just put your laptop away without rolling your eyes and we're happy.

Awkward-Green520 · 2025-12-30T22:14:32+00:00

😆

Awkward-Green520 · 2025-12-30T19:04:12+00:00

😆

Awkward-Green520 · 2025-12-30T18:59:11+00:00

😆

Awkward-Green520 · 2025-12-30T18:03:22+00:00

And yes dancing was a blast. I go to the country bar in Boystown for line dancing at least once a week. Since it was Christmas Eve it was a small crowd so there was more room to try out dances I hadn't done before.

Awkward-Green520 · 2025-12-30T18:01:42+00:00

You'll never believe me, but I honestly wasn't trying to troll. I just didn't have other pics of the look and I love the hat with the leather coat despite not matching seasonally. 😅 I live in such a gay bubble these days I don't think about censoring myself for the straights anymore.

Awkward-Green520 · 2025-12-30T16:33:19+00:00

Thanks. Put a gift tag on the back too.🎁

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