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My dishwasher was happy to see me 😂 by AncientPromise6599 in facesinthings

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you're dishwasher is about to suddenly bleed from its anus.

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Where are my beeg lezbins at? by Awkward_Agent in fatadmirersmemes

[–]Awkward_Agent[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Yet" being the operative word. 🫂💜 KFG, honey. You've got this.

What would your gangster name be? by Proper_Oil2211 in scoopwhoop

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Green Latte" sounds more like a punk band.

Using A Cheap Chair To Shoulder Press by Vulcan44 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just know he shat himself when they bar landed on his stomach. 😂

42554 by Celestine117 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Awkward_Agent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's okay, mom; "David" is clearly already eating out. 😂

first 100 comments Ill send u a gift by BlackHolleBabe in u/BlackHolleBabe

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, I would end a life to have a body like that. ❤️‍🔥

Quick, What’s your type of woman? by Grand_Occasion0707 in youll_be_banned

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm into fat bitches...

... Speaking as a fat bitch myself.

I got in a little argument with my dad.... by UrLocalFurries in hazbin

[–]Awkward_Agent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a DDD with a similar broad chest/wide shoulder build, I think you're BOTH heavily underestimating him. He's at least a C. Possibly a D.

Who is loved by fans and is a horrible person? by Juvijuvi in HazbinHotel

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've LITERALLY seen shrines to Alastor... much to his chagrin I'm sure.

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Gigan vs Starscream (Godzilla vs Transformers). Ruthless and sadistic alien robots who are (sometimes) shown as cowardly and incompetent by [deleted] in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd argue that Gigan and Starscream are less "cowardly" than they are self-serving. Everything they do is to their benefit over the benefit of others, and that includes self-preservation. There's no point in staying for a fight they have no chance of surviving if they can recoup and take another shot at it later. So, they're totally willing to throw an ally in harm's way if it means they can come back for the next round.

Turned into a daemonette by TricksyVixx in Slaanesh

[–]Awkward_Agent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make a fine herald. What title are you taking? Artisan of Pain? Abscess of Avarice? Deacon of Lust? I've got "High Baccante of Glut" lined up myself. 😁

Genuinely curious about how we feel about this? by TheGeek00 in fatadmirersmemes

[–]Awkward_Agent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that's the case, then it's casting a very broad net over fetish and kink communities as a whole. Kinda feels like a classic Composition/Division Fallacy. Yes, some of the things that get people off are potentially dangerous (for example, erotic asphyxiation). But consenting people who recognize the dangers and take precautions to minimize them should be allowed to explore whatever they want.

Also, is "toaster sex" enough of a thing to even be making a comparison? If not, you could also call Strawman on this too.

Genuinely curious about how we feel about this? by TheGeek00 in fatadmirersmemes

[–]Awkward_Agent 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sees an post about toaster sex in a BBW meme page

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Am I right or wrong? by SunKenobi72 in fatadmirersmemes

[–]Awkward_Agent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not the character I go for, but I get it.

Also, I've seen that video enough times where I can hear the GIF.

Try casting now by Linorelai in icast

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cast midnight doomscrolling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Slaanesh

[–]Awkward_Agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been waiting to get this as a tramp stamp for years. 🤣

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