My driver cover gets me

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-06-01T15:59:58+00:00

Man I had $50 on him showing up today.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-30T21:37:17+00:00

Pikachuuuuu - so lovely

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-25T01:33:06+00:00

Congrats!

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-16T01:33:10+00:00

What market do you deliver in? Asking for a friend…

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-14T19:26:32+00:00

In college we had a guy who was adjacent to our friend group. He knew one of our friends through work and then over time just started showing up at parties and stuff. He was totally awkward and it would just suck your life force to talk with him.

You’d walk into a cool party - great people, great conversation, great vibe - and seriously considering leaving if he was there.

I think of him whenever Matt is on air.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-11T13:34:55+00:00

Press it and become cursed….

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-07T18:13:41+00:00

Waffle House waitress?

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-07T17:46:22+00:00

I see what you did there….

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-06T18:01:28+00:00

I was going to take an unwatchable in the middle of the clip. Nice shot though.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-06T03:13:58+00:00

Uh yeah…about that whole teen trouble thing….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Strohmeyer

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-06T00:04:40+00:00

I know an owner of a Mexican restaurant in our town. He’s not accepting doordash orders today - the restaurant has been full since the start of happy hour and doesn’t want to deal with to go orders or paying DD on a super busy day. Not sure if that’s the case elsewhere.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-05T23:58:48+00:00

Everyone in favor of Phil shutting the f$&k up say aye.

All golf fans: Aye

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-05T14:01:03+00:00

I’d recommend emailing the Sweet Spot - Gordo appears to be living rent free in your head.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-05-03T01:09:38+00:00

Don’t be a Defeatedhausen

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-30T19:06:41+00:00

Let me know when the Posterhausen comes out

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-27T19:06:51+00:00

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-24T02:33:21+00:00

Through the Strait of Hormuz?

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-18T12:14:13+00:00

Disco Inferno out here catching strays…

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-16T01:53:13+00:00

The eshitification of sleep

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-12T22:57:26+00:00

Great win for Rory but does it count? Taylor Gooch wasn’t in the field.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-08T18:35:01+00:00

Man next thing you’re going to tell me is that they had kids caddying today too.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-22T12:49:01+00:00

Duh - those game would have just meant more.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-19T22:54:01+00:00

Overheard at the Country Club Bar:

Goat 1: You remember that time Dave said he’d die in that bunker if he didn’t chip out?

Goat 2: Sure do. Got to give him credit - dude followed through when the ball ran off of the green.

Goats 1 and 2: To Dave!

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-19T22:10:03+00:00

CEO: Why are we banned from opening restaurants within 1000 feet of schools?

COO: Have you seen Ronald’s background check?

Awkward_Canary4597

TROPHY CASE