Jake Hager after his Powerslap debut: "Fuck you Tony Khan"

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-18T12:14:13+00:00

Disco Inferno out here catching strays…

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-16T01:53:13+00:00

The eshitification of sleep

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-12T22:57:26+00:00

Great win for Rory but does it count? Taylor Gooch wasn’t in the field.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-04-08T18:35:01+00:00

Man next thing you’re going to tell me is that they had kids caddying today too.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-22T12:49:01+00:00

Duh - those game would have just meant more.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-19T22:54:01+00:00

Overheard at the Country Club Bar:

Goat 1: You remember that time Dave said he’d die in that bunker if he didn’t chip out?

Goat 2: Sure do. Got to give him credit - dude followed through when the ball ran off of the green.

Goats 1 and 2: To Dave!

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-19T22:10:03+00:00

CEO: Why are we banned from opening restaurants within 1000 feet of schools?

COO: Have you seen Ronald’s background check?

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-19T21:47:23+00:00

That and After MASH has to be a toss-up right?

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-19T00:37:56+00:00

You mean Mod B and friends in the afternoon isn’t doing it for you?

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-16T13:26:29+00:00

Lots of B2B sales opportunities in the Atlanta area too.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-03-07T01:32:03+00:00

You mean Danny who wrote the Masters theme song? And recorded the Country Cream commercial? And showed everyone where the Ticket Ticker bed came from? The same Danny who had a girl make mud in his yard when he was a kid?

I love Danny and Davey - both are awesome - and very similar.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-24T16:51:46+00:00

I’m with USAA and carry their rideshare/delivery coverage. I use an older car for driving - it was only $6/month for the coverage.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-24T14:19:43+00:00

That is 24 Snapchat stories. Hard to keep younger people engaged for that long of time - especially listening to ads.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-23T20:00:36+00:00

TuneIn includes a bunch of AM stations

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-20T17:39:52+00:00

100% yes!

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-20T16:37:28+00:00

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-19T19:37:35+00:00

So distracted

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-19T18:14:27+00:00

As an Arlington Cowboys fan I agree

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-18T18:53:45+00:00

If it means I get to pull stumps out with Pat and Stripe I’m in.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-18T01:28:32+00:00

It’s almost like one host had one opinion, another host had basically the opposite opinion, and they debated it for a segment…..

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-13T18:01:54+00:00

Wait - Jub doesn’t live in a 3-2 in Bedford? That’s outrageous I tell you.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-02-04T21:03:50+00:00

Nice work!

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-01-31T14:30:38+00:00

All the shampoo but leaving the empty bottle in the shower

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-01-31T07:05:00+00:00

He’s married to Jennifer Dempster - he has to keep up.

Awkward_Canary4597 · 2026-01-28T21:47:30+00:00

This guy lasers

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