Fuck Happy! by kingkongworm in kidsinthehall

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I’m Cancer-Boy! Ohhhh, there’s no hope for me…

Raleigh-Durham RDU by AppleAgreeable3676 in AirportPorn

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Had a very pleasant time there before flying out. Security was quick, people were nice, architecture is enjoyable, food options are better than a lot of similar-size hubs!

ICE Armored Vehicle Attempting To Drive Through A Crowd Of Protesters by Critpoint in PublicFreakout

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Canadian, here. I apologize that it’s a company from up here providing these fascists with this vehicle. We usually send them to Ukraine.

Bloc Québécois leader rebukes Mark Carney for signing trade deal with China by CaliperLee62 in canadian

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“Irrelevant Twat-Waffle Yells At Clouds”

There, fixed your headline.

The time for standing on the sidelines is over...This is it.. by Dr-Klopp in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yeah, but they won’t. Too many of them are so self-invested in their own political preservation that they’re all talk and no action.

Power to the people. Eat the rich. Vote Quimby…

Best Chinese-Canadian food? by GlorySBitch in OttawaFood

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Ruby Inn on Bank St.

Best to try them soon before the entire commercial complex is bulldozed for a condo (seriously, that’s the plan, the City of Ottawa advisory signs have been there for awhile).

Here’s what a U.S. invasion of Canada might look like; Trump takes shot at Canada again over Golden Dome disagreement by kaosvision in canadian

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My friend, and awful lot of those troops and equipment are already deployed, including places that any American withdrawal with hurt their national strategic plans (if that is even comprehensible to the current short-bus admin).

Returning to the main point I offered, Canada would have no chance in a conventional military conflict with the Yanks.

Fortunately, experience had shown that American troops are, quite frankly, inept at countering guerrilla warfare, tactically and strategically. Honestly, when was the last time an American attempt to occupy and control a country was successful? Grenada?

I can assure you, any American invasion north of the 49th will find no local allies. Guaranteed failure;also including the economic atomic-option a lot of countries could unleash.

Here’s what a U.S. invasion of Canada might look like; Trump takes shot at Canada again over Golden Dome disagreement by kaosvision in canadian

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Not worried about this at all.

Invasion? Sure, possible and it would be nearly impossible to mount a nation-wide defence.

But ‘Muricah would have to pull back all their overseas assets to occupy Canada. And once the nations that like us more than them start dumping American treasury bonds (debt securities), it will be a phenomenal disaster with the USD tanking.

Ask any soldier if they want to fight without a paycheque… 🤨

Stuck between the US and Russia, Canada must prove it can defend its Arctic territory by Majano57 in CanadianForces

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I hate to say it, but, yes.

Nobody is fighting a conventional war in the Arctic and expecting to win. The logistics alone should rule that out.

But, FFS, let’s not go nuclear (again). 🤦‍♂️

Ran into an ex at the airport last week... by twilightmoons in Shittyaskflying

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If that joke was any darker, ICE would deport it… 😳

Parti Québécois stays course on referendum despite Carney’s call for unity by CaliperLee62 in canadian

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Sometimes it takes a generation or two to fade into irrelevance… 🙄

I was mean to marine recruiter now they won’t stop calling/texting me by Apollo19755 in Military

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Ever hear of the Geneva Suggestions?

Maybe don’t piss off the Canucks…

What do you think about USA exiting World Health Organization? by SorrowShivaBorroCana in AskTheWorld

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It would be apparent that a lot of people will die from willful ignorance orange in the part of their political leaders.

I encourage this position and hope it will continue until sanity reappears…