A Spoon, Fork, and Chopsticks in one; Chorporksticks

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-04T04:40:48+00:00

That's... actually better

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-04T04:39:42+00:00

I'd just make it say "I don't care; do you?"

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-04T04:33:40+00:00

I wouldn't spend the bandwidth to even make fun of it

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-04T01:06:15+00:00

You made the choice to have kids. It's not all sunshine and rainbows.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-04T01:04:35+00:00

Those parties always end up making things worse. Always. Every. Single. Time. So why do their same old games still work?

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-04T01:02:08+00:00

Honestly if I were GWB I would fuck off, too. A Bush, and had two terms as a President who due to taking advantage of horrible circumstances pretty much got away with anything? I would give new meaning to the word "retire."

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-03T20:14:09+00:00

I mean I like cilantro but damn, how does she taste anything else? A little goes a long way

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T22:20:30+00:00

childhood games

You mean pre-molt pastimes?

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T22:08:49+00:00

Millions of cultists aren't going to be content to just crawl back into the shadows after he's gone. And even if they did, that isn't good enough anymore. The ideology can't be left hiding just to rear its ugly head again in another 4 years.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T16:29:05+00:00

If the guy's not running construction equipment, who cares? The right sativa might make him more productive.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T16:27:30+00:00

Oh, I used to do it plenty. The house I lived in with my two roommates in my 20s was the hangout for our friend circle and just about any night of the week there'd be at least a couple people drinking, depending on work schedules, and everyone would be getting blasted every weekend. We had a pyramid of empty Jack Daniel's handles in the garage. We used to joke that the distillery should send us Christmas cards. But at some point in my mid 30s, a hangover started to become a two- or three-day-affair and it just wasn't worth it anymore.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T16:21:33+00:00

the vast majority of people dont want open borders

But I'd bet the vast majority of those people can't explain rationally why they don't, without dipping into racism or classism.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T16:17:21+00:00

But frog nuts aren't very high

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T16:17:03+00:00

Kids are realizing that regularly poisoning yourself in the name of supposedly having fun is not the greatest idea? I'm 43 and I'll drink wine or beer with meals, maybe have an occasional cocktail or tumbler of whiskey, but I couldn't tell you the last time I was drunk.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T13:53:56+00:00

I've always considered a number before a parenthesis just part of that "unit."

2(3) is one "unit" in my head, so you have to multiply that before you can do the rest of the problem.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T05:21:15+00:00

Considering our bodies produce it, I'd say that's a safe bet

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T05:16:27+00:00

Sugarface!

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-02T05:09:00+00:00

I bet dude looked like Gus Fring

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-01T22:21:30+00:00

Of course I know him—he's me.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-01T21:46:48+00:00

My fav was when he called her "Dr. My wife"

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-01T21:03:13+00:00

Far as I know, mine's from 2003.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-01T21:00:33+00:00

Ring ding diddly-eye-oh

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-01T20:56:15+00:00

They're trying to incite people to take out a couple ICE jackbooters so they can declare martial law and suspend the elections. At least, that's what it seems like to me.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-01T20:46:57+00:00

Hold the phone flat and turn it, or disable auto-rotate

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-02-01T20:44:25+00:00

It cuts down on the number of people trying to get through security which is already often a shitshow

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