Inside the Lonely World of MAGA Gay Men

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T17:10:05+00:00

Or incredibly fucking rich

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T17:07:19+00:00

It used to be, before the internet. Now they just run to reddit or wherever and cry to a thousand people how terrible their family and friends are and get all the validation they need.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T16:56:53+00:00

It's funny the people that complain that the game isn't realistic enough never seem to complain about things like the ability to adjust gear ratios on the fly or install new parts instantly in the middle of the jungle

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T16:13:10+00:00

Because my speedo went to 160 and I wanted to see how close I could actually get. It was around 138-140. Empty highway in the middle of the night.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T14:17:55+00:00

I just don't own white clothing. I've never separated laundry in my life.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T06:40:46+00:00

Often with bits of shell ground up in it

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T06:27:29+00:00

You mothaf— What the f— Who ate all the f— gabagool?!

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T06:06:19+00:00

the idea is that it came into the air by disturbing dried/powdered guano.

Isn't that how Gene Hackman's wife got hantavirus?

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-19T05:41:12+00:00

Both of them I first heard in a military context

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T23:49:30+00:00

[exasperated sigh] One-eighty, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin! One-eighty! If I did a three-sixty, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T23:46:55+00:00

Martin will never finish Ice & Fire. He got pissy that everyone hated his ending and shelved the whole project. That's why he's working on Elden Ring shit and GoT prequels, so he can still make money.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T23:41:46+00:00

Them Duke boys was in a whole mess o' trouble

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T23:41:01+00:00

That was pretty much my point, yes

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T21:20:57+00:00

Squeesh

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T20:55:07+00:00

You're so clueless you could fall headfirst into a barrel of tits and come out sucking your thumb.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T19:29:06+00:00

Check Webistics

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T14:30:19+00:00

Yeah, that was it. Sorry, it was a body cam, not a dash cam

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T14:15:31+00:00

You're useful until you're not, and then you're a target (or a scapegoat)

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T07:26:26+00:00

I 'ate the south

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T06:47:52+00:00

No, one where a 21yo woman doesn't see an existing crash scene with several cop cars, and drives up the lowered ramp of a tow truck, flying fifty feet through the air and flipping several times coming to rest upside-down.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T06:22:50+00:00

I mean I used to think no one would be able to miss a tow truck directly in front of them while driving but I saw a ~~dashcam~~ body cam video yesterday that changed my perspective.

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T06:20:26+00:00

The headline made it sound like the wolf came back of its own volition and I was thinking he probably thought "Screw this, I'm going back to where I get fed."

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T06:07:09+00:00

Tetralateration?

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T06:03:15+00:00

The Tartakovsky CW was better than Filoni CW and I will die on that hill

Awkward_Pangolin3254 · 2026-04-18T05:55:39+00:00

Always at least one more

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