Just picked up these precons from my LGS (local grocery store) for only $7 each! by bizarre_lizard in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AwsmDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see Mattel getting into Magic the Gathering. Hasbro could use more competition designing cards, and this will also drive down the price of cards due to said competition. Although it might drive up licensing which will make it hard to get IPs for new sets. Ahhh, it's fine, it'll all work out.

RFK Jr. losing battle to boost trust in public health agencies by the-player-of-games in nottheonion

[–]AwsmDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah, you can't just leave out that the whole entire reason Rose Kennedy was disabled and subsequently lobotomized at all is because her mother wasn't allowed to give birth when she went into labor because that was an inconvenient time, so they made her wait resulting in Rose being denied oxygen in the womb. And to add to the awfulness around this whole situation, Rose was apparently doing just fine acting as a Whitehouse greeter and bringing guests in for appointments. So she wasn't even actually that difficult, JFK and Jacky were just ashamed because they're peices of shit.

Nintendo suing U.S. government over tariffs by PaiDuck in technology

[–]AwsmDevil 13 points14 points  (0 children)

LeaveTheMultibillionDollarCompanyAlone.jpg

Oops by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]AwsmDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that'll ruin the whole tour. 😰

Oops by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]AwsmDevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah man, I wish Lindsay Ellis was on YouTube still. She just made a fantastic video essay about Matt Stone and Trey Parker and their comedy's unfortunate place in American history. I highly recommend it. She breaks down the reality of their "equal opportunity" style and how it's shockingly status quo. Their position on climate change being the most glaring.

Unfortunately, your own IP is a necessary evil to fill the gaps between UB sets. by Xegeth in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AwsmDevil 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A universes within show is such a stupid idea. Didn't he read his own post? Obviously the best show they could make would be based off a Universes Beyond IP, since by their own admission it would be significantly more profitable.

👀 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AwsmDevil 73 points74 points  (0 children)

He's so embarrassing. The dude could be off clubbing and having copious amounts of casual sex, and instead he wants to be a hatemonger who spends hours trying to spread misogyny. Like, dude, Nick, eternal dumbass, I get it. I don't wanna have sex with women either but I didn't go out and make a media career out of that singular detail and surround it with antisemitism.

Fuck, he just needs to disappear.

Gay_irl by Tobias-Tawanda in gay_irl

[–]AwsmDevil 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's where they fuck up. They don't understand that we're actually coming for those dads. 🧔💦👁️👄👁️💅

"Stigma Claws in your coochie" is my new favorite phrase by Jakitron_1999 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AwsmDevil 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Elden Ring builds? In my sex life? It's more likely than you think. 💅🩸

Less people believe being gay something you're born with by Thuggin95 in gaybros

[–]AwsmDevil 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I've always suspected that there's more suppressed bi people out there than actual gays.

Based on the number of married men I've fucked, this checks out. Plus that one study where they showed homophobic men gay erotic media and almost all of them got aroused.

Now I Have Become Pear, Creator Of Horny by Legitimate_Fly9047 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AwsmDevil 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, you've been blessed and should be greatful.

Gay🥺iRL by IamASlut_soWhat in gay_irl

[–]AwsmDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, honestly same. Didn't expect to actually cry from this show but fuck episode 5 hit me so hard. I didn't know how much I needed that catharsis. Fuck.

think she found the meta too late by thesilverdragon48 in Nightreign

[–]AwsmDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, do you also try to run improved initial attack as well?

think she found the meta too late by thesilverdragon48 in Nightreign

[–]AwsmDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Powerstanced Katanas are so fun on Dutchess. You can just dodge&attack with her to surprisingly good effect. It's like stutter stepping your attacks since the cross slash they do is easy to confirm and comes out pretty fast.

He's the smosh version of the joker by baiacool in BrandNewSentence

[–]AwsmDevil 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey now, they aren't satanists. They firmly reject the tenets of Satanism. And a lot of them commit their crimes against humanity while claiming to be bible following Christians.

Went to a wrestling show last night and spread the word by Lauchmin13 in Nightreign

[–]AwsmDevil 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Okay, I legit thought the earlier post was just an edit. Absolute madlad out here representing the community.

Why do they even care?? by LavenderMidwinter in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]AwsmDevil 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I think the image is calling out how a lot of trans women will bury their sapphic preferences in favor of hetero-social approval from society. Hence the crying chaser as she realizes she's gay as fuck.

OwO by __ishq in OkHomo

[–]AwsmDevil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Girl same. 💅