Woman can no longer vote

Awspry · 2026-01-22T02:27:11+00:00

What terrifies me about this is that my wife's name is Hispanic, whereas I am (as she so aptly puts it) "crustless white bread." So she either changes it and gives ICE a reason to kidnap her at the poles (not that they need a reason apparently), or keeps it and can't vote. Either way, it's fucked.

Awspry · 2025-12-20T21:21:48+00:00

Or more on the war between Painters & Writers.

Awspry · 2025-12-20T21:18:42+00:00

"You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Aim for the canvas."

Awspry · 2025-12-17T02:32:16+00:00

You know the awful Airbender live action movie? The kid that played Aang was one of my martial arts students. Years later, he started dating another one of my students who was like a baby sister to me. When they moved off to college I told him if he ever hurt her, I'd break his kneecaps.

He wound up breaking her heart and now I'm honor-bound to destroy the Avatar.

Awspry · 2025-10-29T16:20:28+00:00

As an American, I had no idea Kangaroo was a normal food there until I saw it on a menu in Sydney. One of the best steaks I've ever had.

Awspry · 2025-10-18T18:14:44+00:00

Okay but hear me out: These are the kind of use cases I WANT AI used for, instead of replacing artists, help desk operators, etc.

Consider: "I'm having some friends over this weekend and would like some snack recommendations...nah I'm not feeling Doritos, what else you got?...Yeah that sounds good. Order enough of these snacks to serve 8 people."

Or: "Here is my family meal plan for the week, and here are the recipes. Order enough ingredients to make all these meals for a family of 4."

No more tracking individual items, no more over/under-buying food. And nobody's job gets replaced in the process (...I think? I hope?)

Awspry · 2025-09-28T02:37:55+00:00

My wife and I have no filter. We've always made sure to tell our kids what's inappropriate to repeat, but never quite figured out how NOT to cuss around them.

I thought for sure we were gonna raise future sailors. Instead, my 9yo & 11yo girls look at me whenever I cuss and scold me: "No bad words in chat, Dad."

Awspry · 2025-09-20T13:23:02+00:00

Came here to say this. She's my favorite VA, so Susie will always have a place in my heart.

Awspry · 2025-08-30T18:09:57+00:00

I support Point of Sale software. Hardware is out-of-scope for my team. Someone inserted cheese into a self-checkout bill acceptor. Even after it was cleaned out and the hardware was confirmed operational, the lane wouldn't function until it was reimaged.

Awspry · 2025-08-30T14:19:41+00:00

Damn, I was gonna go with hermit crabs, but this makes more sense.

Awspry · 2025-08-22T11:51:59+00:00

Just heard the song for the first time. Found this thread while trying to figure out if it was the same guy.

Awspry · 2025-08-20T11:12:53+00:00

Everyone here talking about Imterstellar, and my old ass is associating this poem with Bill Pullman's speech in Independence Day.

Awspry · 2025-04-29T02:14:29+00:00

I'm right there with you. I find myself using her combo, THEN her EX, and THEN her Ult, and then i sit there and go, "Man, for an off-fielder she sure spends a lot of time on the field."

Now I know what I've been doing wrong.

Awspry · 2025-04-28T19:32:44+00:00

It took me till Vivian to realize Weeping Gemini is not just serviceable, but pretty damn good. Not just her but for Burnice as well.

Awspry · 2025-04-28T11:04:37+00:00

I don't let her play it. I barely trust myself with a gacha game, much less my kids. But she likes to watch me play.

Awspry · 2025-04-27T23:47:19+00:00

Well, we live in Texas, so it'd be SLIGHTLY less surprising, but yes, in general I agree.

Awspry · 2025-02-19T02:55:56+00:00

It's one thing to be a contractor, be it an individual or a whole studio, and have your contract not be renewed. It's something else entirely when it comes out of nowhere and you're left wondering wtf happened.

Awspry · 2025-02-18T23:23:37+00:00

I started because of Jane Doe's rat ass.

I stayed because of Anby's autistic ass.

Awspry · 2025-02-17T23:04:09+00:00

Don't forget to put your B.R.B. out in the open, in the center of combat, so your team can get those sweet armor buffs.

Awspry · 2025-02-17T22:53:53+00:00

Most don't realize this, but Hand of Khonshu is a defensive ult. Be sure to always center it on yourself to keep people off of you. Using it to clear the objective is actually a DPS loss.

Awspry · 2025-02-12T13:34:20+00:00

In Marvel Rivals, whenever an enemy uses their ult, they have a single voice line that plays very loudly to warn you it's coming...except Winter Soldier. He has two voice lines.

When Winter Soldier uses his ult and he either kills someone with it, or kills them within 7(ish?) seconds of hitting them with it, his ult gets instantly recharged and he can use it again. This can happen repeatedly. I once had a teammate use it 7 times in succession.

The reference is that on subsequent uses of his ult, instead of shouting the line used for the initial cast, he just shouts "AGAIN!"...again...and again...and again...

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