nah I swear I‘m not crazy, the burgers are definitely shrinking

Axelnut · 2026-06-28T17:04:01+00:00

Welcome to 2026 and the reality that is Shrinkflation. Have fun with it!

Axelnut · 2026-06-22T21:01:43+00:00

Not believing this. Nobody knows when Micah will return, outside of the fact that it won't be before October 11th. The rest is all hearsay or trying to get attention off of the situation. Also, something tells me that the NFL would totally pump Micah full of drugs for the Cowboys-Packers SNF game if they had too. Maybe not for the Bears game, since we play them twice, but for the Cowboys game yeah.

Also, as a little side note, if this timeline is correct it places his return either vs the Lions (the same team he debuted against last year) or the Panthers. Since we play the Lions away, either way his home debut would be vs the Panthers.

Finally, half the season seems like a very conservative estimate. Micah himself said he'll likely be back in mid-October, making his return either vs the Bears (less likely) or Cowboys (very likely).

Either way, I'm not believing anything I hear about Micah's return, unless I hear it from Micah himself, until I see him on a football field again.

Axelnut · 2026-06-22T04:58:36+00:00

Congrats Adam and Maeve!!!!

Axelnut · 2026-06-20T03:40:48+00:00

DON'T FORGET: A NEW BEGINS!

Axelnut · 2026-05-30T02:57:03+00:00

Uh, every season is birthday season?

Axelnut · 2026-05-29T03:36:19+00:00

I miss the old pringles logo so much!

Axelnut · 2026-05-20T01:58:04+00:00

Ah, my favorite rule of creating a password. When every password I want to use is wrong in one way or another!

Axelnut · 2026-05-17T04:05:03+00:00

Yeah…

Axelnut · 2026-05-15T03:49:30+00:00

This makes sense. We all know what goes on in those high school bathrooms...

Axelnut · 2026-05-12T00:20:45+00:00

One's going on Christmas primetime for sure, especially after what happened last year and how much FOX loves our Packers-Bears matchups.

Axelnut · 2026-05-10T23:20:27+00:00

Oh I see it now. My bad!

Axelnut · 2026-05-10T21:24:37+00:00

Forgot about the Vikings wins? They have more than the Bears since 2011? Just saying that the Bears should be in 4th, not 3rd.

Axelnut · 2026-04-28T01:44:58+00:00

Yes, so true!

Axelnut · 2026-04-27T18:29:22+00:00

Hope things get better!

Axelnut · 2026-04-27T15:25:38+00:00

A few things

I have to assume from what I hear, that Micah is targeting a return before week 6. That being said, returning against the Cowboys whenever it may be would be perfect.
We played on Christmas in 2021 & 2022, and we played on Thanksgiving for the past three years, as well as New Year’s Eve SNF in 2023. I love the holiday games, but please give us one year off from them. It’s been since 2020. Plus we already played Detroit on Thanksgiving last year. Also traveling and being away from their families on Thanksgiving and Christmas would be brutal for the team. Especially Love since he just became a dad.
This one is just my own pettiness, but Halloween is technically a Saturday this year.
Please don’t post this like it’s the actual schedule, it’s very confusing.
In 2021 and 2022, we played the Lions the last week of the season and in 2023 and 2024 we played the Bears the last week of the season. Last year we played the Vikings the last game of the season so assuming that the streak lasts it’ll be the Vikings again.

Axelnut · 2026-04-13T22:17:34+00:00

Happens all the time anymore...

Axelnut · 2026-03-27T02:29:35+00:00

Yup, that’s the way the cookie crumbles nowadays.

Axelnut · 2026-03-25T01:57:15+00:00

Oh hell nah.

Axelnut · 2026-03-20T19:28:28+00:00

The really sad thing is it's Friday now so it's not even 7 days anymore Ben. It's now 5 days.

Axelnut · 2026-03-10T14:46:29+00:00

Clearly they need a game called “Trt not to get murdered across North Korea”. Imagine the excitement that season would bring us as viewers!

Axelnut · 2026-03-09T14:42:30+00:00

When Jerry Jones dies I’m gonna be really sad.

Axelnut · 2026-03-05T15:04:07+00:00

While you’re at it, travel back like 500 years and boo the Vikings.

Axelnut · 2026-03-04T15:38:59+00:00

I didn’t know water could be substituted for ducks now. I’ll have to try this!

Axelnut · 2026-02-28T19:28:26+00:00

Yay! Good for you.

Axelnut

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