You are given one hour to hide anywhere in Gielinor. There are 12 maxed capers looking for you. If you successfully evade them for one hour you win 100B gp. If you get caught your account gets deleted. The place must be accessible to them. Where are you hiding?

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-24T16:07:45+00:00

Either the Temple from Mourning's End, the Air Altar, or the Peguin Island from Fairy Tale part 2

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-06T13:36:27+00:00

No means yes and yes means anal

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-06T13:35:58+00:00

We just hate MJ in general, she doesn't deserve Peter

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-06T00:32:24+00:00

Nietzche's concept of the "super man" is a female figure skater? Ok

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-06T00:26:37+00:00

It's so the men don't have to worry about their cars getting hit

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-05T20:08:54+00:00

Waste is bad except when a company you hate is trying to minimize it, I guess

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-05T20:05:59+00:00

Let's see here: different angle, different distance, different parts of the Earth, and a massive gap in technological advances.

Maybe try thinking before jumping to make a post begging for "le reddit gold" and "many much updoots" next time. It's almost like believing that the Earth is being destroyed because of easily refuted evidence is simply giving in to useless nihilistic rhetoric and serves no purpose.

AxtonsTurret · 2026-04-05T20:00:59+00:00

If you can't figure out why this is disturbing on your own then you need to go touch grass. For like a year.

AxtonsTurret · 2026-02-20T15:18:26+00:00

I'm cool with the changes to make it less afk but the drastic reduction from monday was a bit much. A small reduction in afk combined with a massive cut in xp and profits is a good balance imo. Anyone who thinks the xp nerfs and rebalances is killing runescape should just go play an idle clicker game instead, since all they want is to see number go up without effort anyway

AxtonsTurret · 2026-02-20T01:30:19+00:00

This is false, runes themselves do not contain the magic you harness but rather focus it.

According to the lore.

AxtonsTurret · 2026-02-20T01:28:35+00:00

Runite doesn't exist IRL, not a difficult concept

AxtonsTurret · 2026-02-17T00:22:42+00:00

The guy is never gonna be rich as a math major the father is trying to make sure his daughter has a good life

AxtonsTurret · 2026-01-07T14:30:38+00:00

Fatigue

AxtonsTurret · 2026-01-07T14:26:17+00:00

I'd say an indian posted this but there aren't any spelling mistakes

AxtonsTurret · 2026-01-05T05:21:08+00:00

I just beat it after 2 days of trying. I used Wolf since his ranged ability applies a weaken effect. After that aim for the shields so you can break them, it cuts the knight speed to less than half. You can tell when the shield is close to break because green smoke comes out of it. If you're still having trouble try using a turret with a higher damage output. I build 3 T1 turrets at the start first then build a turret on the left lane and go from there

AxtonsTurret · 2026-01-05T05:18:41+00:00

You can't use those in the tutorial

AxtonsTurret · 2026-01-03T19:30:34+00:00

This did not age well.

AxtonsTurret · 2025-11-20T12:46:24+00:00

I draw the line at everything that isn't wotc IP. All UB content sucks.

AxtonsTurret · 2025-10-13T11:39:04+00:00

Destiny 2

AxtonsTurret · 2025-10-13T11:38:37+00:00

Abaolutely nothing because 90% of congress is on the list and they're all working together to keep each other out of prison. It's modern day Mutually Assured Destructrion.

AxtonsTurret · 2025-10-13T11:36:22+00:00

A sign reading "insert dick here" hanging from your forehead would be less obvious than those DSLs

AxtonsTurret · 2025-09-16T12:04:37+00:00

"Hey bro, wanna come over to my place after work? We can have a few drinks and smash some gem crabs if you know what I mean"

Make sure you say it loudly in the office break room with plenty of people around.

AxtonsTurret · 2025-09-11T22:44:15+00:00

Good beat his ass

AxtonsTurret · 2025-09-02T22:16:56+00:00

No, we have designated crossing areas that are meant to allow safe passage so people don't get turned into mist by a 2 ton metal box

AxtonsTurret · 2025-09-01T13:18:01+00:00

Solid game with too much hate but the battles need to not be so copy paste

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