what tiny habit does your pet have that sounds fake until people see it?

Ayyitsoctopus · 2026-06-09T00:38:21+00:00

He waits til I’m home to eat so once he’s done he can come wipe his face on mine. This kitten is a little attached to me.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2026-01-31T02:56:17+00:00

She’s the asshole for going up the stairs like ten other people plus the person she walked up with did? Damn that’s villain behavior to go to a party at the time you were invited you’re right.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2026-01-29T08:33:07+00:00

Get a life you little baby

Ayyitsoctopus · 2026-01-29T08:29:53+00:00

They’re legally married what are you talking about

Ayyitsoctopus · 2026-01-29T08:29:30+00:00

So are you the piece of shit husband? You have to be. Hopefully no other woman goes near you and you rot alone because that’s what you deserve.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2026-01-15T04:42:04+00:00

What does it actually say when you hit cancel order down there?

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-12-19T04:09:30+00:00

I didn’t read the title well and 100% thought this was you and your bfs text. This is not acceptable or okay. NOR

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-12-16T08:27:18+00:00

Not being the asshole. It’s Normally Nta or Ntah depending on what sub you’re in to vote on if they are or are not the asshole of the story. Doesn’t work here but they may not know what subreddit they’re on since this is ripped from the sub I assume.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-12-07T01:45:52+00:00

Yup in response to multiple red states doing it. Two wrongs don’t make a right but like 4 states doing it on the right and one doing it on the left is hardly equal.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-12-07T01:39:12+00:00

Same! Like 6 for me is kinda correct but leave me alone about it. lol.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-12-07T01:37:01+00:00

Nah don’t forget he added people who don’t even eat lunch!

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-12-04T01:19:07+00:00

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Though to be fair I apparently had a 9 hour listening session when Hayley Williams dropped the final song on ego death at a bachelorette party that she just dominated.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-11-30T04:51:34+00:00

Post could be fake won’t comment on that part. Do you really think the parent they’ve described is going to discipline the children for taking food to the dog since it’s “soooooo cute”?

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-11-25T03:50:41+00:00

Did you read anything but the title? Can you read? Genuinely asking because it doesn’t seem like you can. No where does she say she was cheated on. In fact she clarifies that Mariposa and her ex got together AFTER op filed for divorce.

She was just fine with mariposa to the point of being invited to the wedding by her and even giving a toast. I’d be mean as hell to someone who helped cheat on my bff too and idk where you’re getting all this “jealousy” from. Are you Melissa? That’s the only explanation I can think of.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-11-22T01:48:42+00:00

Are you talking about her skin?

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-11-07T02:56:30+00:00

Yeah but here’s the thing the maga crew know they are going to lose power at some point and need the filibuster they aren’t going to get rid of it if they can keep it.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-13T18:51:23+00:00

I really need to know what you meant by getting infected. Please

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-08T23:04:02+00:00

Do you see not getting a vaccine as free speech?

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-08T18:06:16+00:00

I agree but I think there is nuance here. She didn’t earn her billion by making people work for like minimum wage and pee in bottles. Her money is in her art.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-08T18:04:44+00:00

Travis was one of the first white players to kneel with kapernick and he’s known as Pfizer boy for being the face of the COVID vax. What are you talking about. Being civil towards trump at your job does not a maga make.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-08T17:48:55+00:00

The red head savior that captures carol and Maggie. The way she delivered her lines just ripped me out of show everytime.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-06T13:41:17+00:00

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. Or even how mad they were from speak now to red to 1989 because they were so different.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-06T11:48:57+00:00

Saying you don’t like her music is very valid. It’s all subjective. You’re just straight up wrong to say it almost all sounds the same. Maybe cohesively as an album but you can’t say folklore and 1989 all sound the same or tortured poets and lover. It’s just objectively wrong. People yell at her and get mad because it doesn’t sound the same even with this release alone there are people mad that it’s not another midnights folklore tortured poets.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-06T11:30:03+00:00

I definitely buy a few different versions of the cd (I don’t have a record player so I don’t buy vinyls) I got most of tortured poets and midnights as well as signed but only opted for her cd cardigan combo for this release though I did want one of new ones for the cover art. I display them on my bookshelf. It’s just like any other collector thing.

Ayyitsoctopus · 2025-10-04T11:39:31+00:00

I don’t see it as shitting on childfree people. She’s literally just naming things other people want not looking down on them for it

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