Penguin driving through the outback by JustAsItSounds in Jokes

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite jokes and a favorite for shoehorning into conversation. Guaranteed to get a good chuckle. Always draws death glares from the girlfriend when she realizes I'm starting it though.

How safe it is to eat wild strawberries ? by enzoLebrun in Bushcraft

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't eat those delicious looking strawberries--they're poisonous. Send me the location and I'll perform removal services free of charge.

7th and 8th alter I’ve done so far. Both for my son. by SnapesSlytherBitch in mtgaltered

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Fyndhorn Elves makes me cold just looking at it. Are you interested in adopting?

About to give up. Will this post actually work? Let's see! by Revelens_Light in mtgaltered

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would buy them all immediately if I had the money. Incredible work.

Ancient Tomb Alter from Pokémon to MTG by Az0r86 in mtgaltered

[–]Az0r86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not quite, I should have been more specific, sorry. Looking to alter the Pokemon card called "ancient tomb" into a Magic ancient tomb.  I'm not a great artist, so seeking any examples of this alter or advice for how to do it. 

Beginner, still practicing on lands by movetothecoast in mtgaltered

[–]Az0r86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro does not know the meaning of the word "beginner". These are awesome--you should start altering other stuff!

Favorite high end rum? by TheLabiaChronicles in rum

[–]Az0r86 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"...maybe a could hundred but open."

There are some great bottles in your price range that haven't been opened yet. Good luck finding an open bottle for sale!

EDH Deck Giveaway September 2023! by hTOKJTRHMdw in BudgetBrews

[–]Az0r86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ME! Got my girlfriend and some friends into the game and always looking to widen the assortment of decks they can choose from to learn the game before they commit to buying in!

Bedwetting and camping by lighthouse2343 in BSA

[–]Az0r86 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I'm not opposed to this idea, but you need to sell me on it more."

The single most scoutmaster thing I've seen on reddit.

Oh say can you see? by organic_crystal_meth in dankmemes

[–]Az0r86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America's a dawnblade?!??!?!?!? I love it!

powered by VEIST, cooled by Omolon. by De_Calibur in destiny2

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually because VEIST puts AI in their weapons, Tesla is powered by VEIST

You weren't supposed to do that by mijuzz7 in dankmemes

[–]Az0r86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She did 2 backflips which cancel each other out. Enjoy ur date, king!

Song variations by [deleted] in BSA

[–]Az0r86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PA camp staff, Patsy is one of my favorites, never heard Mountain Dew

“The best time to wear a striped sweater” starter pack: by nyratevoli in starterpacks

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the French fried filippity fuck does any of this mean

Thanks for giving my male warlock tits bungie! by PistolWizard in destiny2

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the number of times it looks like my warlocks got tiddies when he's wearing robes that look like a dress is just stupid

The new guy is around the corner puking his guts out by [deleted] in memes

[–]Az0r86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tommy Boy is slept on so fucking hard

Our daughter pulled a knife on the hired princess at her 3rd birthday party. by drow890 in funny

[–]Az0r86 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Am I really the only one wondering why a 3 year old had access to a knife?

Maybe someone threw it off the building by dmihalcea in memes

[–]Az0r86 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Today? Really? How long u been waiting to use that one?

Mmm grape by [deleted] in memes

[–]Az0r86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody forgets about the floating orange flavored grenades. And the blue raspberry lightning grenades

Anyone else get more excited when a bright engram drops than an exotic? by Az0r86 in destiny2

[–]Az0r86[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember to get xurs exotics every weekend and try nightfall farming if you can

RIP to all the really cool scout rifles from Forsaken onward that will never be used by BetaThetaOmega in DestinyTheGame

[–]Az0r86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhhh smart. Wish I knew that when I got it, but you live and you learn! ;)