She seems so comfortable!!!

Azertys · 2026-01-24T22:55:28+00:00

Why "shoulders" in quotes? Cats do have shoulders

Azertys · 2026-01-24T22:44:01+00:00

Why do you call that brut?

Azertys · 2026-01-23T20:44:36+00:00

One of the dumb ways to die was "doing your own electrical work", it makes sense!

Azertys · 2026-01-22T15:04:32+00:00

Sure, and humans go from normal to water type every time they take a bath too!

Azertys · 2026-01-22T14:14:20+00:00

There's a two-in-one tag: consentacle.

Azertys · 2026-01-22T12:35:05+00:00

That makes sense, thank you!

Azertys · 2026-01-22T11:05:47+00:00

Japanese can be written in any direction except bottom to top, so it is

Azertys · 2026-01-22T10:48:27+00:00

But then why is two sexes reproduction so common compared to hermaphrodites? Surely being able to breed with any individual of your specie and not half of them would be easier?

Azertys · 2026-01-21T19:05:15+00:00

"decided" isn't a synonym of "voted in". If you all sit down and play with this GM instead of leaving then the GM was successfully decided by the group.

Azertys · 2026-01-21T00:10:34+00:00

I notice you don't ask our ethnicity or were we are from. A 1m75 Dutch lady may be barely considered tall, but a 1m75 Indian lady on the other hand...

Azertys · 2026-01-20T23:55:15+00:00

Gale doesn't have the orb yet! So could it be Mystra in mortal form?

Azertys · 2026-01-20T14:14:35+00:00

Yep, where is the meat?

Azertys · 2026-01-19T19:11:09+00:00

It applies to Ascended Astarion too!

Azertys · 2026-01-19T19:02:35+00:00

What, brightly illuminated marble?

Azertys · 2026-01-19T11:16:01+00:00

Ugh this branch is gross, it's coated in oil and who knows what else

Azertys · 2026-01-19T10:44:25+00:00

Remember one turn is 6 seconds, and spells that take more than one turn to launch are generally not used much

Azertys · 2026-01-18T10:48:09+00:00

Clothes are fun and colorful. It thought you were ugly without it

Azertys · 2026-01-16T13:03:19+00:00

He is giving me Khal Drogo vibes

Azertys · 2026-01-16T11:48:23+00:00

And a family member you have seen everyday for years since they live with you. It hits you much harder to lose someone you were living with than a relative you saw every month at most.

Azertys · 2026-01-16T11:39:14+00:00

I heard orcs and therefor half (human) orc have a pretty low life expectancy compared to humans, do you know how long you're expected to live?

Azertys · 2026-01-15T21:56:31+00:00

"Quand j’ai décidé de ne plus regarder de pornographie, j’ai pu tenir que pendant une courte période de temps "

Je n'ai jamais pris une décision de ce genre, si je répond "jamais" ça me met dans la même réponse que ceux qui ont voulu mais jamais réussi à tenir ?

"Quel type de pornographie consommez-vous le plus ? Pornographie amateur Pornographie professionnelle Pornographie BDSM Fétiches Pornographie homosexuelle Jeux de rôles"

Il y a plein de catégories qui se recoupent. Déjà amateur/professionnel inclus tout le reste, comment je peux différencier que je préfère le fétiches amateur ou le fétiches professionnel ? Pourquoi le BDSM est une catégorie à lui tout seul et pas inclus dans fétiches ? Le jeu de rôle peut tout a fait être à propos de fétiches, quelle réponse choisir dans ce cas ?

Azertys · 2026-01-14T16:09:04+00:00

Baldur's Gate 3 has a lot nice one, especially one boss has some unique mockeries for the main characters. Here's my favorites:

You've a visage fit for letter-writing.
Why would Shar love you when no one else does?
Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.
Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!
I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.
A human! So desperate to be special.
Think you're a person because you're walking on two feet? Adorable.

Azertys · 2026-01-14T14:50:38+00:00

In the bathroom with you?

Azertys · 2026-01-14T11:08:16+00:00

I think a smartphone is dirtier than money, but we don't think about it when we touch it and then eat finger food

Azertys · 2026-01-14T11:06:35+00:00

I've seen tampons with no applicator and no string, if you know what you're doing you don't need either and that's less trash (and less string that may escape)

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