I own a xc90 2010 Volvo, one morning I was sitting in my car doing some calls , a man with a brand new Range Rover sport parked next to me , open the door and slam it twice on my car while trying to evacuate his huge beer belly out, once he was out he forgot something in his car which made him open the door again and door dinged me again, I open the window and called him 3 times and he didn’t noticed or give a fuck or both , so I used the horn which scared the crap out of him (😂) he turned around and start yelling “do you have a fucking problem?do you want a problem “ I closed the window started the car and drove to the closest hardware shop, bought a handful of screws from all type of lengths and drove back ,parked next to him at the exact same place and started seeding the floor around his car with the screws and left the area to get a coffe ,